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Gabriel Starling | OC | OTA

[dogamidstmen]

1. It's a 'the punching bag hit me back' kind of day and it's not even 8am.

2. You do know that sending 47 separate messages reading 'DON'T LOOK' won't stop me from seeing the picture you sent, right?

3. Nooo. Nope. No, gracias.

4. Just spent the last twenty minutes on the tube with an American who insisted on flirting with me and telling me how much he loved my hair. And my beard. And my accent. At one point he squeezed my bicep. I got off five stops early - it was intense, I'm a bit scared, think I need a quiet sit down.

5. A seven year old just looked me up and down and informed me I'm 'too big'.

6. I don't see how that's physically possible, but I'm open to clarification.

7. Text him!

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[herpetology]

1) was he hot
2) He's got good taste at least!
3) Are you actually gonna be okay because What the fuck take a hint dude!

[dogamidstmen]

1.) He was, yes
2.) Shh
3.) Oh yeah, I'll be okay - just gotta wait for the next train and hope it's not crammed. Nothing like crowded underground trains to make me wish for winter.

[herpetology]

Maybe I should just bite the bullet and get a car because CLEARLY you are going to keep having issues. You can't turn down YOUR hot so.

[dogamidstmen]

No way, cars are expensive and the tube isn't.

I could always shave.Or wear a paper bag, maybe.

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[b_e_w_obsessiveskeptic]

if you're outside my building again then i feel like we need to have words.

[dogamidstmen]

Not this time

Just in the gym with a bloody nose wondering what I did to deserve this.

[b_e_w_obsessiveskeptic]

Oh. Shit.

you were being literal. Do you want to get a coffee in the cafe to wind down?

[dogamidstmen]

Yes, please.

I was about to apologise for texting you so early but then I remembered
it's you
so

thanks for replying though
I know you're busy

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[scarlettwin]

Didn't think that Stranger Danger would be real.

I'll come by and pick you up?

[dogamidstmen]

I knew it would be, just not applicable to me.

You don't have to, I'm sure I can fend the next one off with my umbrella. It's got a hooked handle and everything.

[scarlettwin]

Stranger? Yes, danger? No.

No, I'll pick you up. I need to get out for a little bit, maybe wander around.

Or, if you're not in a rush, coffee?

[dogamidstmen]

Oh, well if you're sure
Yeah that'd be nice :)
Say, 20 minutes? Or longer if you need it?

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[nepharious]

the kids got a point. promote him to major so he can ban your bigness

[dogamidstmen]

:(

[nepharious]

YOUR SAD MUPPET FACE DOESNT WORK ON ME STARLING

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[trashgoblin]

Ugh. I've had to put up with that kind of guy a few times.

And by "put up with", I mean "yelled at, hexed, then cried once I got off the train", because that shit feels awful

You okay?

[dogamidstmen]

Honestly I have no idea how you put up with it
if the train was emptier maybe it would have been less intense, idk
we were just sort of crammed together
'awful's certainly one word for it

We need a code word for the next time this happens
just text me the word and I'll call you
at least then you can let me know where you are and I can come get you

[trashgoblin]

I don't either. I think I had an aneurysm the first time? It was rough.
Not being able to scoot several seats away is kind of the worst set-up, yeah. I think sometimes they wait for that.

Thought the code word was gonna be for you, for a second there!
Which it should be, this can go both ways, buddy
In case the Bicep-Botherer returns
But listen that would be...great to have
It doesn't happen often but it's always terrible. Having a werewolf on standby would feel nice.

But hey I mean if you need someone sitting next to you later who ISN'T gonna go for the grope without permission... <3

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[curseborn]

Did you inform the child that it may in fact that they are too small?

thank u for ur support Val

[dogamidstmen]

oddly enough, no I didn't

maybe I should have
damn
where were you 5 minutes ago?

♡

[curseborn]

5 minutes ago?

I suppose you could say I was dealing with a child of my own.

Mine, however, was undoubtedly bigger.

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[traansient]

BUT WHY ohmygod Gabe, GABE its a warning. Don't do that to yourself. D O N ' T

[dogamidstmen]

Just, tell me now
is it a dick pic
just
let me know
save me the trouble of scrolling.

[traansient]

well it's not.... just a dick pick. Not the whole dick? whatever, just... don't.

im sorry.

plz don't judge me?