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[toastysocks]

shut up beck

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[underachievement]

Next time just assume I'm dead.

[herlead]

You don't have any problems with the hand holding then?

[underachievement]

I have several pretty major problems with it.
Don't do it again.

[herlead]

Maybe you don't want to like it.

[underachievement]

No maybe about it. I don't.

[herlead]

What about hugs?

[underachievement]

I don't hate those I just suck at them.

[herlead]

How can you be bad at hugging?

[underachievement]

How can you NOT? Its boring.
No hug should ever last longer than half a second.

[herlead]

You must be hugging wrong.

I should help you.

[underachievement]

You're one of those cuddle buddy people, aren't you.

[herlead]

With the right people, yes.

Cuddling can make things better.

[underachievement]

Not better than an orgasm.

[herlead]

better if they're together.

[underachievement]

Advising or offering?

[herlead]

I tend to be hands on.

[underachievement]

No shit.
Still sticking to the pulse story?

[herlead]

Since it got your pulse racing, yes.

[underachievement]

Let's stick to hugs. [ two evils much. ]