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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel

[assholic]

[Defenders compliant. Cast, MCU, and crosscanon good. M/F for shippy, OTA for gen/mistexts.]

[thingpuncher]

hunting down a missing person and i was given ur number
i have reason to believe she was abducted by aliens so
do you have experience with that or are your former clients just assholes

[assholic]

Probably both. You sure it was actual aliens and not just some dumb kool-aid cult? Because we killed the last of the ones here.

[thingpuncher]

lets just say i know my aliens
if it was a cult id have the kid back home by now
these fuckers are nasty

[assholic]

Right. Aliens in New York. Again. And they have a kid.
You're going to have to give me more than that to start with.

[thingpuncher]

theyre not in ny they just shop around
ive run into them before they like to abduct kids and turn them into science experiments
usually of the living weapon variety
its possible to escape but it can take years and that aint how i wanna play this

[assholic]

So why no cops? They'd be in on a missing kid case. The feds would too. Especially with green men running around.

[thingpuncher]

cops mean well
most of them anyway
and i mean theyre already on the case but what can they do about aliens
itll just frustrate them and then theyll get in my way

[assholic]

So what leads do you have besides aliens and abductions.
This is a bit out of my usual.

[thingpuncher]

would you believe me if i told you about sub-thermal psychic residue or should i just say i have a hunch

[assholic]

I don't think belief would even factor into it if I don't understand it.

[thingpuncher]

good point
basically i have a machine that picks up alien wavelengths
its on loan from a friend
and it wont stop beeping where these kids used to play baseball

[assholic]

Right. So why aren't you using it to beep out the aliens?

[everybodywas]

[ooc :Set the morning after this beautiful mess. Jessica is going to receive a never ending string of text from Danny until she bothers to reply.]

[7:00]I just woke up but I think have died in my sleep. Everything hurts and the floor is moving.

[7:05]My insides are trying to become my outsides, I’m never doing tequila with you again. Or with anybody.

[7:27]I fought a dragon. A DRAGON. Big angry fire breathing lizard with a terrible temper and it still didn’t leave me as wrecked as whatever we did last night.

[7:42]There's a new number labelled as ‘$a$$afra$$ Giuliani’ on my contact list. What kind of name is that. Did we befriend a rapper?

[8:03]I don’t even remember how I made it to my apartment. I think I’m wearing a different shirt too.

[8:51]So I dragged myself to the bathroom to take a shower and…I have a navel piercing now. Please explain????

[9:15]Are all mornings so disgustingly sunny in this city? I need coffee and I hate coffee.

[assholic]

[Jessica was already awake, being an experienced person in destroying one's liver. Each subsequent text had her laughing until the last one had her having to go use her toilet, replying on said appliance.]

It's my shirt. I'm wearing yours. We had a contest. You lost. The navel piercing is because of that. You're welcome.

[everybodywas]

[Danny is staring at his phone in disbelief and misery, it takes him a full minute to reply back.]

That explains why the shirt is to tight. You can keep mine or burn it, I bet it smells like tequila and regrets. Are you very attached to yours? I'm having some trouble taking it off without ripping it.

I don't even remember anything about the contest.

[assholic]

The shirt's not that tight and you're not that muscled. I saw it all. ALL OF IT. You rip my shirt, you better by me a new one, Richie Rich.

[everybodywas]

I'm also sore everywhere, twisting around is not on the list of things my body can do now, just as 'standing upright' apparently. I'd buy you five new ones.

[Because yeah, he's not that muscled but there's no way he gets out of it with the shirt intact.]

Wait. What do you mean you 'saw all of it'?

[assholic]

Part of the contest. You said that some Iron Fists could make both fists light up, or their whole bodies. I asked if you could do it to your dick. You said you could. The attempt was made. You failed. You got a piercing.

[She was pretty regretful that she wasn't there to see the look on his face right then.]

1/2

[everybodywas]

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[That keysmashing? Yeah, he fell of the bed while taking off the shirt.]

2/2

[everybodywas]

The previous Iron Fist could use both hands, I saw a recording. Nothing else as far as I know.

I can't believe I told you that....but I can believe you let me try it, though. I'm afraid to ask what would you have done if you had lost the contest.

[assholic]

Bring me coffee and I might tell you.

[everybodywas]

That requires moving. Going out. Facing the SUN.

...come here yourself and I'll give you whatever you want.

[Danny, you don't know what you are offering.]

[assholic]

[Oh, she was having a good giggle over that. Jessica was used to hangovers. The ability to abuse him a little more, however, was too tempting to pass it up.]

Oh, Junior. You're going to regret that. I'm on my way.

[everybodywas]

[There's a possibility that after K'un Lun he had become a bit of a masochist. Clearly that would explain Danny's terrible life decisions.]

Bring me tea, please. I don't think I can stomach anything else.