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jessica jones.... defenders

[underachievement]

1. The party we crashed was not a party. The party we crashed was Hogarth's grandfather's funeral.

2. Okay penises can be pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story.

3. You force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" You're so goddamn lucky I was hungry.

4. He did me for my Netflix login, I did him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful

5. yooo

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[falsify]

But aren't funerals really just parties for sad people?

[underachievement]

Well that one was. Should've gotten a sitter for the kid. [ aka Danny aka Daniel, say your name like a grown-ass man ]

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[bestavocado]

so do I need to start shopping for wedding gifts?

[underachievement]

We're registered at the Brewtique on 9th

[bestavocado]

and here I was thinking something like a Hulu login would be appropriate

or would that get me a threesome?

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[kravmagaqueen]

I can't force feed you anything if you don't want to be force fed, Jessica.

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[badluckwithplanes]

You really need to make more friends or something so it's not me who has to get these texts.