I just figure that it'll be necessary one of these days. Parties that I go to tend to end in one of two ways, and if it's the one where everything explodes/collapses, I want everyone to get out all right.
Heh, fair, though you realize that one does not mean that the other cannot happen at the same time. Explosions as the icing on the orgy cake are usually a good finale.
That's a good way to look at it. Can't say I've had it happen to me yet, but at least it won't be terrible if it does. It would make the night even more memorable than it already is!
Erza Scarlet | Fairy Tail
2. Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
3. Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a third story window.
4. I'll be honest, this year's trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trois in a closet.
5. Text her
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