1: I send you a message bearing my soul about how much you mean to me and your first response is "are you drunk?"
2: Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
3: I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
4: how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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bakerstreet2017-09-01 07:50 am
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2: Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
3: I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
4: how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
5: I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
6: [bring your own text]