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the power of new york pizza compelled you

you know i'd never actually had it until last night? not bad

you're kidding me
we haven't even hit sicilian tier yet

honest to god, never set foot in the states until you had me flown in

suppose it makes sense with the lack of worthwhile digs just makes it a big tourist trap

then i got a lot of food to introduce you to before we ship out for the fun stuff

yeah no offence but your country is a baby in the grand scheme of historical artefacts

aren't i a lucky girl
do you treat every consultant to a culinary tour of your city?

can't take much offense when it's true

only the best warrant some off-site courting [ or he doesn't trust sharing too much information ahead of time and would rather keep the wild cards in his hand close to the vest. SAME DIFFERENCE. ]

at least you have the good sense to admit it

i'm flattered. does off-site include one of those famous new york hot dog carts?

i try to make a habit of not arguing against facts

naturally? with the whole works though maybe you should start small i don't know if you'd be able to handle it

christ, what does the "whole works" include? i thought a hot dog was a hot dog

[Forgive her, she knows not of what she speaks.]

well a true hot dog either has chili, cheddar, and red onion or sauerkraut and brown mustard
don't listen to anybody saying otherwise west of manhattan because they're full of shit

i take mine with the chili option but add on relish and mustard

[ you're forgiven o initiate ]