TEXTING! GENERALLY!

[sockmartens]

texting meme. You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[kiljoy]

[cont. from tfln to avoid captcha]

Go on then. What does she want to say?

[underachievement]

That after she's done ripping your throat out with her teeth she's coming to kill my ass

[kiljoy]

[Well isn't this an exciting cocktail of psychological issues...]

Interesting. So she hates you, does she? She knows this mess is your fault.

[underachievement]

[ whatever keeps him busy as physically intimidates the business owner beside the restaurant into giving her access to his exterior CCTV footage. ]

She knows I'm an idiot for not killing myself the second I had the option [ as far as Hope's advice goes. ]

[kiljoy]

She thinks you should kill yourself? That's a little extreme. Why?

[She can't kill herself. :( If anyone is going to kill her, it'll be him. No one else.]

[underachievement]

You, dipshit.

[kiljoy]

I would never want you to do that.

[underachievement]

Don't tempt me.

[kiljoy]

Now I know you're bullshitting. Just what are you up to?

[Is she even trying to track them down?]

[underachievement]

Some of us have jobs.

[ got most of a plate number. time to shake down the DMV. hopefully it'll be busy and she can just duck behind the counter and take what she needs. ]

[kiljoy]

Oh? Interesting case?

[underachievement]

Same shit as always.

[kiljoy]

Do tell.

[He wants to hear a story. C'mon. Entertain him.]

[underachievement]

[ it's easier to do while she's breaking doorknobs and busting laws ]

Its called client confidentiality [ easier still includes stubborn assholery ]

[kiljoy]

You don't have to name any names.

[Come on~

Do it. You know you want to.]

[underachievement]

[ between calling up number after number to find out who his driver was last night ]

Cheating husband
Dime a dozen

[kiljoy]

The most mundane sort of scumbag. So you go out and take pictures of the husband in his illicit affair, do you?

[That is what P.I.s do, right?]

[underachievement]

[ now if that ain't the rapist pot calling the kettle misogynist. good. maybe she can keep him pontificating on his comparative virtues ]

The term is "money shot"

[kiljoy]

[Okay, that's gross. Puts him right off his dinner.]

Lovely. Your own personal porn collection. Yours is about the only job where voyeurism is acceptable.

[underachievement]

Implying that whacking room of yours that was plastered in my face was as creepy as it definitely was.

[kiljoy]

My what room?

[Gosh whatever could she be talking about he has no idea.]

[underachievement]

The shrine you made to your own dick

[ crime scene investigators, she does not envy y'all ]

[kiljoy]

[How terribly crude. Don't you know it's true love?]

You mean the shrine to you. You're the altar I worship at, Jessica. You always will be.

[underachievement]

[ Somewhere Nicholas Sparks feels the incomprehensible urge to sue. ]

If that's how worship works now I get why god allows suffering

[kiljoy]

[He enjoyed The Notebook, okay. He feels it in his soul.]

A relationship wouldn't be passionate if it didn't have its ups and downs. I feel passionately about you.