TEXTING! GENERALLY!

[sockmartens]

texting meme. You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[assholic]

I'm not paying you.

[blindstrike]

Any particular reason why?

[assholic]

I didn't hire you.

[blindstrike]

That would do it. I'm still helping regardless.

[assholic]

You some kind of blind masochist?

[blindstrike]

I'd say one of those is accurate.

[assholic]

Let me guess, it's the masochist part. Catholics.

[blindstrike]

What can I say, it's accurate.

[assholic]

I'm disappointed. So, blind lawyer. Why me?

[blindstrike]

Thinking you could do more good if you weren't behind bars.

[assholic]

So it's not quite as altruistic as you want it to seem. You just need a heavy hitter to recruit.

[blindstrike]

Maybe. But I do think you could help a lot of people this way. Not asking you to quit your day job.

[assholic]

Good. Because it pays my bills and keeps me in my liquid diet.

[blindstrike]

This is purely curiosity, but do you have a super liver to go with your super strength?

[assholic]

I heal faster. Keeps me from blowing it out completely. Or so I'm guessing.

[blindstrike]

Makes sense. Now I've seen everything.

[assholic]

Your sense of humor must have gotten damaged when your eyes did.

[blindstrike]

I did have a few decades to perfect it.

[assholic]

F-. Figure out what the F stands for.

[blindstrike]

I can make a few educated guesses.

[assholic]

[Jessica was snickering now. She was also drinking, so her mood was lifting.]

Yeah? I can enlighten you, if you don't want to be all kept in the dark.

[blindstrike]

Good, I wouldn't want to be stumbling around. I appreciate your help.

[assholic]

Okay. I take it back. D- for the humor.

[blindstrike]

I'd say it's at least an even C.

[assholic]

You haven't earned a C yet, Magoo.