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[underachievement]

Yeah I took that home
Do you remember the address? And do you have any stamps

[insistingly]

Not really but I can try to retrace my steps.

Stamps for the bear?

[underachievement]

I'm not showing my face there, wherever there is
I know its hard to believe but this is actually a new low for me.

[insistingly]

[ Can you feel the eyeroll, Jess? You should. ]

I'll take it back. It's not a big deal. There was a party, weird things happen. As long as you didn't throw up on it, no harm no foul.

[underachievement]

[ through the hangover? barely. hey look at that, they're good for something ]

Nope I took that bullet for him.
You can text me from the stoop and I'll toss him from the window.

[insistingly]

Really? You won't even let me come up? That's very Phantom of the Opera of you.

[underachievement]

Never seen it. Does one of them die at the end?

[insistingly]

Depends on which version you watch?

You know I saw you shitfaced last night, right? Seeing you hungover isn't much different.

[underachievement]

Christ you sound like Trish
And a morning person. I don't know which is worse.

[insistingly]

If it helps, I often don't feel like a morning person.

[underachievement]

Are you even slightly hungover?

[insistingly]

I was. But then I drank something called water. Ate these things called eggs.
But then I'm pretty sure I didn't drink as much as you so ymmv.

[underachievement]

Have water, hate eggs.
If you really want to help, trade me a bagel for the bear

[insistingly]

[ It's better than her not eating anything. ]

What kind of bagel?

[underachievement]

Poppyseed but it doesn't really matter just don't get everything

[ in the meantime, she'll pour herself some water... into her coffee machine ]

And some sugar packets

[insistingly]

Anything else?

[ You're getting a bottle of Gatorade, too, Miss Jones. ]

[underachievement]

[ oh, gross. even grosser is she's gonna drink it. ]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but no

[insistingly]

[ It'll be less gross when it helps that hangover. ]

No sarcasm. I can't do a full grocery run for you but I can bring a few things if you need them.

[underachievement]

[ Exactly. accepting help is gross ]

Is this a pity thing over last night? Because I don't need it that bad

[insistingly]

[ Stop acting like you'll get cooties, Jess. ]

No, this is what consideration for a friend looks like.

[underachievement]

[ stop acting like an angel with no wings... nerd ]

Same shit different pile.

[insistingly]

[ Don't tell him what to do, lady. ]

Different shit with different definitions.

[ He's a writer, you really want to argue words with him? ]

[underachievement]

[ oh god, what did she do? what has she done? ]

Different connotations maybe.
Just don't put a lot of stock in whatever I said or did [ she's gonna type 'last night' but actually it's a good rule in general ]

[insistingly]

[ Keep talking tough. He'll deconstruct it like no one's business. ]

Different meanings entirely.
And look, you were drunk. Don't worry about it.

[underachievement]

[ she's more worried about him. ]

Fine. You can leave it outside the door.