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bakerstreet2017-08-02 07:51 am
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Smutty Scenarios
The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
Please listen to and respect each others preferences.
Thank you.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)
Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
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Will doesn't have any hands free to lean on the counter with - that's all Robert, who's got his elbows spread wide on the fake granite, his neck arched down away from Will. Sweat beads out from his hairline and streaks away, across the knob of his spine and down.
Will adjusts the hold on Robert's hip, just inches above where jeans have been shoved down out of the way. He's inside Robert, as deep as they can manage in this position, and he can barely breathe in Robert's stuffy kitchen air fast enough.
"Fuck," he says, because eloquence started being a relative term somewhere around the second finger he'd had in Robert's ass.
The hand that isn't on his hip is on Robert's cock. Two fingers, rubbing precome against the underside of the head. Will's fingers are shiny with it.
"Do you want me to touch you more?" He asks, because that's been the game. It had spun from a dare into a discussion into daring once again, because Robert functioned better when emotions were given joke-sized bottles to be broken inside of. But the theme - what they're doing here - has been Will taking the lead. Or Will giving Robert the lead, under the guise of begging. It's all the same.
Will leans the side of his temple against the back of Robert's head. Both of them have damp hair, Will's in tight coils and Robert's flat and prickly. Gray sketches across the part of it that Will can see from this angle.
Will, hissing against Robert's ear, feeling something alive and aggressive inside himself:
"Ask for it."
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But Will feels good inside him, and it's enough to keep Robert from frustration. His body tells him he could handle more, and he arches his hips back with every one of Will's thrusts, trying to take in any more of him that their leverage can afford.
Will speaks and Robert responds with an unintended growl, eyes rolling up despite having been closed already. "Fuuuck," he breathes sharply, feeling his own breath back on his face when he speaks against the counter top.
Goddamn it, Will. Is it really necessary to play into his weak, discomforted spots? When Robert can't bring himself to ask something of someone, he falls back on belligerence.
But that's not going to work here, not with Will.
Robert goes completely quiet as he struggles with himself. It's not even that vulnerable of a thing to do, but hey -- scarred skin can still hurt. Will knows that, and that's what pisses Robert off.
"...Will," Robert begins, lifting his head up, back, ribs swelling and deflating in time with the other man's hips. "I...fuck... Touch me..."
It feels stuck in his throat, it makes his lungs feel like stone. Robert pauses to swallow the feeling down. It doesn't help much. "...Please, just-- I want it. Please."
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Robert has none of those restrictions. He growls under Will and Will feels the aftershocks in his chest.
It's his words that surprise Will enough to suddenly groan through his teeth against Robert's neck. Something feral, soft-throated and hard-clawed wakes up at hearing Robert overcome himself enough to beg.
"Good." Will says, breath nearly panting. His next rub of fingers against Robert's glans turns into a movement all the way down to the base of his cock. The skin's drier there, not dripping with precome, and Will lets his whole hand just grip him once he's shifted. Robert feels hot against his palm, under his wrapped fingers.
"I like when you're honest with me, Robert." Fuck, does he. Will takes his hand away, spits against his palm and returns down to Robert's cock. His teeth, already bared from wetting his hand, end up finding the edge of Robert's ear.
His hand slowly works from the root and up to the tip of Robert's dick, palm sliding away to let his fingertips press into the head. Then again, down to the base of him, slow and exploring, keeping track of the friction.
The hand on Robert's hip skips in closer, presses hard into his ass and away - pulls Robert open a little further. Lets Will slide in just a little deeper.
"I want to be able to give you what you want."
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if you put it down I will pick it up my friend, anything specific from hardcore you were thinking just so I know what to make sure to incorporate? the only things I'm not interested in are electrosex, fisting, or ice/wax -- and I also assume it's at worst dub-con which I'm totally fine with, but i of course default to consent esp given Robert's behavior. I think that about covers it for me? :b ]
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I realized that doing both public and hardcore might be tricky, but we could incorporate some kind of power play or maybe even bondage (using belts, etc)? The actual scene I had in mind was something like: Mat takes Robert out to a concert/show, they get caught up in the atmosphere and start making out, then head to the restroom to take it further (potentially with the assistance of drugs, but that's not at all necessary!). If there's anything you want to incorporate that I haven't mentioned, feel free! My only big no is watersports. :D ]
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if you want to open scene during the concert i have a causal idea for an opening tag i can do (Robert bringing them refill beers between opener and headliner bands) but if you want to start it at an earlier/different point then you can have at it! ]
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Robert sticks out like the sorest of thumbs. In his day, this scene was pretty similar, yet so very fucking different. Hair these colors were often spiked and mohawked, facial jewelry came in one style (chrome metal), and the smells were way dirtier.
So...leaps and bounds of improvements in the past couple of decades, really. Instead of shitty attitudes, Robert gets apologies with rogue elbows or narrow spaces in the crowd to squeeze through (and one 'oh, cool jacket' from a girl half his size.) It kind of triggers his 'crotchety old man' ire and he doesn't know why.
By the time he's back up toward the stage, he finds Mat, but there's a concerning lack of space to his right where Robert had been standing before. Now in his prior place are a small gaggle of kids, actual kids it seems -- he spots large black 'X's drawn onto the backs of their hands as they sip from soda cans. Goddamn it.
All he can do is step up right behind Mat, the only gap left in the sea of people, and hand him his beer from close behind. He leans in to speak into Mat's ear. ]
Got twenty questioned by the bar tender about what beer I wanted. Took a while to figure it out. I'm not even entirely sure what we ended up with. [ And he's not sure if what he spent on them was entirely necessary, either. ]
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So it came as a surprise when Robert actually agreed to go to this concert with him. Mat asked because he thought it would be a good time, but he hadn't really expected a yes. Then again, it's a pretty chill sort of environment, loud music notwithstanding. There are a lot of people, though, and more keep coming, so by the time the main act is setting up Mat's crowded in on all sides.
When Robert offers to refill their drinks Mat gets the sinking suspicion he might bail, as a sort of polite way of letting him know that this just isn't for him. Mat doesn't save his spot because that's not really how concerts work, so by the time Robert finally reappears there's not a lot he can do to reclaim the air to his right.
He's distracted when Robert returns, so he jumps a little in surprise when he feels breath against his ear, warm and damp. He manages to turn just enough to see Robert's face - closer than he expected - and he can't help but brush against him slightly. A shy grin comes to his face when he takes the cup, and he leans in, too, knowing how hard it is to be heard. ]
Jake? Yeah, he's really passionate about microbrews. Don't worry, it'll be good. [ As if to prove it, he lifts the cup to his lips - just as the guitarist on stage strums out a killer set of chords, making the crowd of people around them cheer wildly. ]
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[ hey! you up for something with craig? i'm game for preetty much anything if you are? ]
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I can easily imagine something going down (it's! it's a joke!!) out in the woods during a morning jog Craig's doing. running into Robert maybe. unless that's been done... /taps chin ]
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[ i am literally up for anything if you had an itch for something in particular? ngl brobert is my fav ddadds couple so im literally up for anything bro!!
i have fucked robert in the woods before ngl but hey craigs hot and an exhibitionist so hes always game for more. robert is the king of doing nothing productive so if you wanna slow Craig's roll too, im up for craig being Forced to chill if ya get what i mean - ]
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Craig could be coming over to Robert's place to escape the children for the afternoon, or another setting, same intention! ]
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pop by his house like hi as ur (possibly??) bf / good fuckmate etc u need dick and a nap wtf
mb? tie him up (:]
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I love this idea. robert like "i will actually tie you down to keep you from doing chores. and also suck ur dick while I'm at it" friends don't let friends be responsible
would you like to start, or have me start? :> ]
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:') Robert you're a good friend idt he could be too mad abt being tied down if it comes w a gift -
ifff you wanna! I'm at work so it'll take me a while to respond -- we'll just say he's literally just in shorts, cleaning bc lbr that's all he would be doing. ]