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the phone sex /sexting meme

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[alwaysatthebar]

Getting a bit old fashioned, aren't we? You left a bit of something at my place last night. If you're nice, I might give it back.

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[justttkidding]

Just reliving old times, you know. For kicks.

Ah, so I did. I'm at your mercy, of course.

[alwaysatthebar]

If you needed kicks, you could have asked.

[ she is nothing if not proud of her legs. Pragmatism has kept her in shape these many years in MI-6. ]

But you should know better then to expect mercy. You'll have to work hard for these cigarettes. [ she is a contractor after all. Nothing is ever given freely. ]

[justttkidding]

Ah, different kind of kicks. Pardon, I believe it's an American slang term.

[ She should be proud of those legs. Like wow. ]

Hmm, what's your price?

[alwaysatthebar]

[ If november is picking up on the slang, they really needed to stop tailing the CIA everywhere they go. Of course, they do make it a bit too easy sometimes to find them... ]

You could always clean the flat for me.

And make me dinner.

[ and of course indulge in a bit of mutual relaxation if the mood strikes them. Of course, cleaning the flat really would be a chore. Clothes and things just scattered everywhere... ]

[justttkidding]

[ Tailing the CIA is one of his favorite pasttimes. They made it so easy. The Russians were a bit more of a challenge but didn't have as much humour. ]

Oof. Clean and cook?

I can promise cooking– does cordon bleu sound alright? Cleaning though, maybe after we've had dessert.

[ He's not sorry about probably cleaning up while naked. Hope your neighbors like a good view, April. ]

[alwaysatthebar]

[ The Russians never had much of a humor; if they did, they obviously would have defected to the English ages ago. ]

Well, I did say you'd have to work for it. There's even a brand new apron just for the occasion.

[ and naked November was the best kind of November to have in one's apartment. At least she could always tell where he stood (and by how much) ]

As for the Cordon bleu... Getting a bit French aren't we?

[ that requires a few more frills on the apron; it's a good thing there's a shop just around the corner. ]