Get your gen texts here~

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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yuuri katsuki | yuri on ice!!

[porkling]

[bespredel]

Your appallingly disgusting husband-to-be has dragged me to what feels like every god damn suit shop in Italy and if I have to hear him say one more word about how it's 'black, but not the *right* black' I am going to fucking murder him.

[porkling]

Yeah....There's a reason I'm in charge of picking out the venue. And the wedding rings. And the flower arrangements.

He just gets overzealous. Maybe send me some pictures? I can try to help.

[bespredel]

I swear, between his idiocy and Chris's I'm this close to drowning them both in the nearest river and leaving their bodies for the crows. Game of Thrones style.

Maybe, I'm not that desperate yet. I don't want to spoil his surprise, but. If this goes on for much longer... yeah, murder. Murder is the only other answer.

[porkling]

I'd appreciate it if you left him mostly in tack. I'm pretty fond of him. Chris can stay too.

You don't have to. Just show me the colors up close. At least it might give you a direction to take him in. He sort of sees everything at once in his head, I think, so you need to help narrow it down a little sometimes.

[bespredel]

Or, here's a suggestion- and don't shoot it down right away. Keep your mind open, it's a great idea.

I can light the whole damn shop on fire. It seems like a solid plan to me.

[porkling]

Ummm well there's several more things I'd rather have done to him Game of Thrones style than murder. Sorry :P

Yeah but if you do that and they both make it out alive, you realize that Viktor will probably cry about how there was his one true suit inside and you burned it and now you have to search for something that would live up to it.

Implying that you would actually burn it of course.

Maybe you should text Michele. He might know of some little more unknown shops than what might be pulling up in Google. Viktor likes that sort of thing.

[bespredel]

...You disgust me. I hate you. No wonder you're both perfect together.

Not if I locked him in with the fire. Or strangle him with a tie. Beat him with a mannequin arm, sacrifice him to some sort of Pagan god....

Just so you know, he tried on a mustard yellow suit. Because even though he hated it, he just couldn't rule it out as being 'the one' without putting it on.

What

a moron.

[ He takes the tip about Michele to heart, though. And does indeed, shoot him an unexpected text. But when in Rome, as a Roman for directions, right? ]

[porkling]

I feel like I'm fully entitled to disgust you when you're threatening my fiance 😏

Do I need to start sending kitten pictures. You kind of seem like you need kitten pictures.

.......Please text Michele immediately.

(He will not get married to a guy in a mustard yellow suit. Even if that guy is the dream, the love of his life, Viktor Nikiforov.)

Tell him I won't marry him if his suit is mustard colored.