it's that time again.

[shitglasses]

(go.)

Comments

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[mypriority]

Under what circumstances and do I need bail money?

[chrysopoeian]

Under hilarious circumstances and no.

[mypriority]

Not specific enough, try again. And good to know.

[chrysopoeian]

That cranky old lady who lives next door decided she'd had enough of me playing music at 7pm on a Sunday and called the cops.

The nice officer was very flustered when I opened the door in my underwear and tank top with Spice Girls blasting in the background.

[mypriority]

I don't think her Snickerdoodle cookies are worth all her cop calling. Isn't that the 4th time she's done something like this?
They are really good cookies though...

[Lisa, plz.]
I can only imagine.

[chrysopoeian]

They're REALLY GOOD.

Poor guy blushed all the way down to his collar. Then apologized for the trouble and nearly tripped on his way back to the squad car.

[mypriority]

Mick devours them like they're delivered from the gods.

D'ya think he was a rookie?

[chrysopoeian]

He was definitely a rookie.

[mypriority]

Classic.