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THE DRUNK MEME

THE DRUNK MEME

Your characters are now drunk or getting drunk! No prompts, just go wild. Maybe its in the middle of a party you're crashing, the morning after a wild night, or just a quiet drink alone. Who cares, there's booze. Unless you're the designated driver or can't drink at all.

THE RULES:

1. Post with your character name/fandom in the subject field.
2. Others reply.
3. Everyone gets ~~laid~~ drunk!

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....an' then I told him exaaaaactly how to consult the dictionary, assuming he even knew how to read! Understand? His intelligence was in doubt, you see? Aa-aaah, he didn't like that much, but I hadn't precisely expected him to - they're always irritable after letting you down, even though you're the one who their actions have wronged, you're the one who'll be shouldering the blame! Honestly, it's a cruel existence.....and I'm even working for two, you know.....

[ She pauses to heave a sigh in place of taking a breath, then takes another swig of her drink. Mimi, on her lap, hiccups and giggles and bounces in place. She's been sharing the drinks from time to time. ]

But you wouldn't understand that, would you, mutt? Poor discarded creature, all alone in the world.....at least no one can ever let you down......treasure your independence, child! It's really the proper way to live~!

....is there more of this drink?

[She broods over her drink while Sheshe rambles on. She haaaates these fish. Hate 'em.

Mumbled,] I bet you were askin' for it... Can you even read? You're too busy with you- [-she waves a hand] - sister. Ha! Stupid...

[She briefly glares at Mimi. Annoying! Less annoying now, though.

And then Sheshe has to go and say that. Chris suddenly gets to her feet, snarling.]

Don't go insulti- assuming 'bout me! Stupid fish! With your stupid fins!

[She shoves her drink roughly in Sheshe's direction for added effect.]

[ Is this for her? Fantastic! She'll take a sip, then pass it to Mimi. ]

What's that mean?! Better than a mangy ball of fur! Do you have fleas? Should you even be sitting this close to us? If our clothes get infested we're sending you the bill!

[Mimi tugs at Sheshe, realizing something; Sheshe has the drink halfway to her mouth again before her brain catches up. The drink gets slammed down on the table. ]

What - you just -- Is this ---

[ She - she - her lips ---

And poor, poor Mimi's beautiful lips ---

The sisters lurch to their feet as one, desperate to reach the bathroom and wash out their mouths. Also as one, they trip over each other's feet and fall over the barstool.

Don't say a word. ]

Edited 2012-09-04 04:02 (UTC)

Fleas? Fleas?! I'd have to catch them from people like you first!

[Chris pauses, confused by their reaction.] What are yo-

[...Then she laughs, a little too loudly.]

Hah! That's what you get! [ Carefully, she comes over and half-kicks, half-nudges them with her foot.] Yeah... that's what you get.

How d-dare you! Cheeky thing......

[ Okay, are these her legs or Mimi's? That one's hers, and this is - oh, okay, that's Mimi's arm, hello Mimi, did you bump your head, well stop whining, because she'll get the person who did this to them....

Sheshe rolls over and sits up, immediately putting a hand to her head. She looks really tired. Why is the room spinning? ]

I'll - punish you in a moment, so just sit patiently.....

[ She pinches the bridge of her nose, squinting, and then staggers to her feet. Now you're in for it! No one trifles with the Black Beauty Sisters, not with Sheshe and - and -

Funny, she could have sworn Mimi was over there. Why isn't her arm hitting anything. Oh, there she is. Okay, good.

Clearly, Chris, you should be terrified. ]

[Chris leans forward to taunt them more, but then the room starts to spin. She leans back, staggering a little. Ha... that's not good.

Even so, she leers.] Yeaaaah? Whatcha gonna do?

Do....?

[ What is she going to.....

Sheshe glances around the room and points to something. ]

That! Ah-hahahaa, you'll be sorry now! You'll - repay this humiliation tenfold.....

[ "That", by the way, is a karaoke terminal. ]

Now, animal! Take up the mic! It's a duel!

[Chris turns to see what Sheshe is pointing at.]

What? You want to sing? Ah, you idiot fish...

[But she grins.]

Fine! You first.

If you insist....

[ She weaves her way over to the machine and starts messing with it, trying to get it to play. Mimi giggles and falls against her side. Sheshe's gonna sing!! ]

But the opponent selects the piece! Isn't it perfect? You won't be able to withstand the....the rigorous terrors this musical maestro releases upon you.....

[ Sheshe you left your villain monologuer running. You might want to fix that. ]

Now! Attempt your worst!

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THE DRUNK MEME

nb au okay with you?

fine by me~

no chris how are you that drunk already? this is sheshe not finé

she has a smaller body mass OKAY

absurd lightweight

look who's talking

we're delicate ladies don't give us that

ahahahahah yeah right

shishtuh shesheh