sexting meme

[sockies]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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I'm so sorry Molly

[of_deduction]

I need your help.

Don't ask why, but I need a graphic text thread.
SH

NOT THIS AGAIN SHERLOCK, YOU BASTARD.

[alwaysmattered]

What? You need a WHAT?

It's for a case. Gosh, calm down.

[of_deduction]

A thread of graphic texts. I asked John but he just laughed and went to the other room.
SH

Because this went down so well the last time.

[alwaysmattered]

And you're asking me? You literally couldn't find someone else?

Also, Hey. He was trying to keep you from getting blown up

[of_deduction]

Well I could ask Mycroft but that's a tad inappropriate. Don't you think?
SH

[ There's also Irene but.. he's not sure he wants that graphic. ]

Getting blown up would have probably been kinder.

[alwaysmattered]

Sherlock. You know I can't. Not with you.

Not for some bloody case.

He would miss you. You should have seen what he did that to that coffin Molly. He fuckin' wrekt it

[of_deduction]

Why not? You don't have to do anything, Molly. Just type the words.

Is that really so difficult?
SH

Yes. Well. Ugh. Why is her life so hard. ._.

[alwaysmattered]

You really have no idea, don't you?

You honestly need me to sext you?

at least she can keep her weirdly large Kitchen

[of_deduction]

Well you don't have to be so blunt about it.
SH

[ Wait for it. ]

But yes.
SH

it is a very nice kitchen thanku

[alwaysmattered]

Unbelievable.

Have you even done this before?

It looked nothing like the flat he stayed at with you and Toby

[of_deduction]

Admittedly, no.

Full disclosure, if you're going to agree to this; I haven't done the real thing either.
SH

Please don't tell anyone.
SH

idk blame mofftis?

[alwaysmattered]

[ WELL THAT WAS A BOMBSHELL SHE WASN'T EXPECTING. ]

I won't tell anyone, regardless.

[ Oh god. Is she really considering this? ]

If I agree to this, you owe me. I swear to God, this better be important.

Is it really that important?

Probably for the best

[of_deduction]

[ You are the first person he's told outright. Feel special. ]

Anything you like.

I wouldn't have even considered doing this if it wasn't.
SH

But we will be falsifying evidence.
SH

[alwaysmattered]

[ You have strange ways of making your friends feel special, Sherlock. ]

Like we've never done that before.

[ God. Fine. This is going to be the most awkward thing ever. She's at work, for God's sake. ]

Fine. But don't you dare mention you did this with me when this is over, not to John, not Greg. No one.

[of_deduction]

Why on earth would I want mention it to anyone?
SH

Shall I give you a little back story?
SH

[ You know, since there's no threat of her blowing up this time. ]

[alwaysmattered]

I'm not saying you'd want to. I'm saying at some point, you're likely to mention it. Filters, Sherlock. Filters.

Yes, I'd appreciate that.

[ Because more often than not, she feels like she's only getting half of the story. ]

[of_deduction]

Not Something as sensitive as this.
SH

[ More often than not, she'd be right. ]

My current client, who is fourteen and shall remain nameless is convinced (quite correctly, I'm afraid) that her English teacher has abducted her best friend.

The problem is that this teacher's record is spotless, he holds some form of position on the board of education and has given no cause for investigating.

Naturally, I approached him directly with a few questions of my own but he filed it as harassment and I can no longer, legally get with within fifteen metres of him.

I need the thread so I can upload it to his phone so that the police have cause to investigate.
SH

Will you help me?
SH