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bakerstreet2017-05-15 05:12 am
start your week off right, with a lil' lighthearted rp!
- comment with your character.
- respond to others
- lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
- post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
- have a grand ol' time
TYPES OF SCENES
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
[ Taken from HERE ]
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Well, that's a lie, but that's what he tells people when asked.
At any rate, it isn't necessarily that he's in a dump that bothers him. It isn't even really that he's gotten his new skirt all wet. It's the fact that he's in a dump, his new skirt is wet, and he got accosted by some pissed-off mannequin who threw even more trash water on him before realizing that he wasn't even the one the mannequin was actually mad at.
He's now wading through the water, kicking aside pieces of trash and trying to figure out what the hell he's even doing here-- or where he is. He seems to be in some kind of underground trash cave, which is a new one for him.
He glances up, thinking; could he reach a higher level with rope trick? But that's a long way to climb... and levitate isn't gonna cut it.
Ah, geez.
He idly levitates a refrigerator nearby, testing; he pushes it out to the furthest of his ability, seeing how far it gets. It is not nearly far enough for him to make his way out.
With a sigh, he lets it drop-- which he realizes a little too late was a mistake, and the fridge hits the water hard, throwing a wave over him and soaking him, from the tip of his pointed hat to his toes.]
Fuck!
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Or at least, he WAS until Taako dropped the fridge. Normally, he could sleep through anything, but the door popped open as it dropped, and a four-and-a-half foot skeleton wearing a hoodie and basketball shorts comes tumbling out. His splash isn't nearly as dramatic as the fridge itself, but it's still a pretty stellar entrance. He'd give himself an 8.
Too bad his recovered left something to be desired. He lifts his head out of literal garbage water, honestly looking more groggy than shocked or perturbed, and turns to...
... a human????
??????????????
A long silence passes.]
... hey?
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Hail and well met, skeledude. Sorry I interrupted your napperooni.
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... Welp. If this guy isn't freaking out, neither is he. Still pretty bizarre, but nothing worth yelling over. It's not like Sans hasn't met humans before either. He stands up.]
That's okay. I was having some pretty "cool" dreams, though.
[Wink!!!]
But I guess I can let it slide. I gotta get back to work soon, anyway. [Pause.] So you're human, huh?
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[Is Sans prepared to have someone sassy enough to call him out on his jokes around? Because he'd better get used to it.
When Sans calls him human, however, he almost seems offended, a hand going to his chest.]
Hey there now, let's not make assumptions! Do I look human to you, buddy?
[... well, apparently, he does, but he lets the question hang, cupping a hand to one of his pointed ears.]
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[Does this guy looks like he Gives A Fuck, honestly.]
... I mean. Yeah. [The pointed ears are noted, but otherwise this dude looks pretty dang human.]
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[He strikes a pose, smirking.]
I'm an elf, my dude! Can't you tell from my fine elven features and my cool pointy ears?
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[Sans' pupils glance to the side. He's not sure how to ask this. You can't just ask people if they're human, Sans. Oh my god.]
You're from here? [He's guessing not. Which makes this weirder.]
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[Hmmm. Hard to tell.]
I'm from up there! Well... I think so, anyway. Nobody ever told me there were skeleton people living way down here, though, unless you're the only one.
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[Not that it really matters, but since he's asking.]
So you're from the surface.
[A loooooooooooooong silence passes.]
... yeah, uh. I'll be honest with ya. I got no idea what an elf is, but if you're not a monster, you look a heck of a lot like a human. So you're probably gonna turn a lot of heads around here.
[If anything, Sans doesn't ask for an explanation. He shrugs.]
Welp. Either way, welcome to the Underground.
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[He breaks into a winsome smile, twirling his Umbra Staff idly.]
So, uh... thanks for the welcome and all, I do appreciate it, and I don't mean to be rude, but I should really be headed for the exit, if you would be so kind as to show me the way out...
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[Anyway.]
Yeah, uh. That's the problem. Getting out of here is next to impossible. That's kind of why we're here.
[But Sans doesn't feel like explaining all of monster history with a human(????) standing in the middle of the dump, though. He shrugs and pulls himself up to the nearest garbage pile. It's good garbage.]
So you're probably gonna wanna talk to 'Ol Fluffybuns about that.
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[He idly twirls his umbrella again, and then plants the tip of it against the ground, leaning on it a bit as he listens--
-- and then Sans says the word fluffybuns, and his face scrunches up as he just... sputters.]
Pff--! Fluffybuns? Alright, I'm calling shenanigans on that one, my friend. For real, though, who do I have to talk to-slash-defeat to get outta here? I've got a whole other quest to finish up, and my party's as good as lost without me.
SHORT TAG BEFORE I RUN TO THE DOCTOR i promise the next one will be way better than this
[Same tone as ever.]
That's a nickname, dunno where it came from, apparently before my time. But Asgore is the king of all monsters. You oughta talk to him.
[Because honestly, Sans is still figuring this out. So does being an elf mean... he DOESN'T have a human soul?? So Asgore won't try to take it if this guy explains himself??? Maybe???????????????]
THAT'S COOL
[... a tiny bit of nerves start to creep into his tone.]
There, uh... any chance he's as friendly as you are? Or is he more like the monsters I've run into that tried to murder me and my friends? Because if it's the latter, that's gonna suck for him, me, and you, probably.
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[Heheh.
... Heh.
This conversation's already happening, huh. Awkward.]
... I'll be honest with ya. We've got a lot more reasons to be scared of humans than you do us. I know you're NOT human, but you're gonna turn a lot of heads and probably get some bad reactions. But Asgore's a good guy. So are a lot of people down here. So, uh. [He closes one eye.] How about you at least TRY not to make things suck for 'em, huh, pal? They've got enough to worry about.
[Yikes. That got more serious than he meant it to. But since the guy's already asking, well. Sans figured he should get it out of the way.]
... so, yeah. Anyway. You hungry? There's a guy down here who sells tea and crab apples.
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Eeehhhhhhm... okay. Listen. I'll do my best to be friendly, but if the guy takes a swing at me... you know. Self-defense and all. I'm not gonna go in looking for a fight, though, you can be sure of that.
[He offers Sans a smile, obviously trying to smooth things over.]
You know, I think I could go for some tea, sure. Why not.
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[But that's another story. Sans drops it and hops off the garbage mount he was sitting on. He walks past another pile of garbage, out of sight... then, somehow, ends up on the other end of the hall, in front of the rest of the way to Waterfall.]
The tea's pretty good. Sometimes I come down here with my brother, Papyrus, and we get nice cream next door. There's a ghost down here who runs a snail farm too.
pardon how late this is; I was away from home for a couple of days
[... and then Sans seems to teleport in front of Taako, which isn't impossible so much as it is wildly unlikely, and Taako raises his eyebrows, clearly impressed.]
... uhh, okay, wow. You just said a whole lot of things that I got absolutely nothing out of. Can you maybe back up and start that sentence again, but with a little more context?
[He does, however, make his way down the hall towards Sans, picking up his skirt to try and keep it out of the water whenever necessary.
Just kidding: it's always necessary.]
no problem! honestly i can backtag for years
[Where are they????? No idea. I didn't think about that until literally just now whoops.
Anyway. Sans turns and walks past the entrance and into the next part of Waterfall - a small, quiet courtyard-like place, with a pond in the center and at least 5 pathways. The skeleton is already by pond somehow, leaned against a fence.]
I dunno how I can make that simpler for ya, pal. I have a brother. We get nice cream here. A ghost runs a farm. For snails.
Oh same lmfao... cool.
[Taako thinks out loud as he follows after Sans, wringing the water from before out of his skirt.
When he enters the new area, he does pause for a beat, though, quirking a brow at Sans.]
Also... so, uh. Is "nice cream," like, a euphemism, or just some cutesy branding for a totally normal dessert?
Re: Oh same lmfao... cool.
[Sans pulls out a comb. He's coming his skull.
There's no hair.]
Man. You're really hung up on all this stuff, huh?
[THERE'S NO HAIR, SANS.]
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Taako looks at him, and then glances off, almost like he's looking for cameras for some kind of prank show. Which is crazy, because TV doesn't exist in his universe, totally.
no matter what justin says]Errrr... look. I don't mean to be rude, but, like... pretty much everything that's happened since I fell down here has been, euhhhh, kinda bullshit, really! Like, are you sure this isn't some kinda wacky dream or something?
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[Sans isn't actually offended, for the record. This guy's just fun to mess with. He shrugs.]
Welp. I can guarantee ya I'm not a dream, pal. So do you want something to eat or what?
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I will definitely take a snack, though, for sure.
[What Taako lacks in tact, he... honestly doesn't care about or make up for in any way, ever.
Sorry, Sans.]
Then again, who knows-- maybe my culture looks pretty bullshit from your perspective.
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I'm sorry this tag is so late! I got busy and was working on an app for him, too, fff.
all good, friend! i've been writing logs for my own game anyway, 100% understand