TFLN Part 2

[pend]

go wild, again.

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[nostalgiabomb]

oh my god.

that's adorable.

Did you puke afterward? From all the feelings?

[divestiture]

no,

daughters of thanos use knives.

is that enough for a ride?

[nostalgiabomb]

Nooooot quite.

Maybe if you tell me what happened?

Paint me a nice, detailed picture, Bob Ross.

[divestiture]

You know my name, Quill.
This Bob was not among our siblings.

[nostalgiabomb]

... right.

Ignore that. Terran thing.

ANYWAY. Original point: tell me what happened

[divestiture]

Not for maybe.

I want a deal.

Or why my sister came back to you giggling will be a mystery for all time.

[nostalgiabomb]

You drive a hard bargain. Story for a ride, then, as long as you're not stingy on the details.

[divestiture]

You want to hear the details of a successful interrogation?

Maybe Gamora has slightly less horrible taste in allies than I thought.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ There is at least a minute of silence from Peter, as he stares at that message.

Then, ]

wait what.

[divestiture]

I will gladly retract the compliment
if that is what confused you

[nostalgiabomb]

Okay I think we need to go back to square one

when did an interrogation happen

[divestiture]

earlier
tonight.
I think.
After the drinking started.

[nostalgiabomb]

You... think.

Are you sure it was an interrogation?

Are you sure the liquor didn't just make you honest?

[divestiture]

If I wanted idiotic theories, I'd ask your fox.

The alcohol was clearly part of her plan.

[nostalgiabomb]

He's not a fox.

But, okay, let me get this straight.

You're telling me you got drunk. And told your sister you loved her.

And that's... Gamora's fault.

...????

[divestiture]

Look at you, following me.

[nostalgiabomb]

Okay we're skipping a track still

You seriously think you getting drunk was part of some sort of revenge plot put together by Gamora?

Like, for real, you think she got you drunk and the ONLY thing she wanted out of it was for you to tell her you love her?

????????

[divestiture]

No. There were other words involved.

That was the line where I knew it had gone too far. Then she left me here. After I only drew one knife on her.

[nostalgiabomb]

Only one knife? Wow, that was astoundingly civil of you. I'm shocked Gamora didn't see that as the kindness it truly was. Truly she should have been moved to tears by your thoughtfulness.

[divestiture]

I am not your idiot destroyer. I agreed to tell the story, not endure your sarcasm.

[There is a pause before the follow up text]

We are not good at this. I know.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ ... Ah. Right. He forgets, sometimes, that emotions are hard for some people.

Peter frowns at his communicator for a breath longer before letting out a sigh. ]

Where are you?

[divestiture]

[ That was unexpected. if only suspicious looks could travel over text ]

You are coming?

[nostalgiabomb]

Yeah. Deal's a deal.

So long as you don't stab me the second I get there.