the ( t i n d e r ) meme

[bananagrams]

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[occultare]

✓ 

[ F U C K when you go to swipe left but accidentally swipe right instead bloody hell this isn't what it looks like ]

[darkart]

[ And the IMMEDIATE RESPONSE is a screencap of that with all names very clearly displayed, something Severus will no doubt post to his locked Dark Arts Assholes group on wizardfacebook or something. EAT A DICK LUPIN. ]

[occultare]

[ His life is hell. Everything is hell. Why not add hitting on Severus Snape into the mix? Sounds like a real jolly good time. This is fine. Everything is fine. ]

[darkart]

[ Fuckin RIP. Also hey: ]

✕

[occultare]

[ Cut to Adele track:

You could've had it aaaaaaaaall~ ]

[darkart]

[ He could have had





fleas.

Pass. ]