tfln

[memeswearhouse]

hit it.

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i mean. 1.

[midship]

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wlkje

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Ahem.]

Both going well, I trust?

:D

[betteralready]

Pretty well, yeah! Caterer got back to me this morning so we're all set on that end.

Also you and Will have such similar schedules this week, which makes everything easier.

<3

[midship]

Good.

[Is this just. how fiancés talk or. is this cool because this feels fantastic but is this normal??]

Need any help?

<333

[betteralready]

Not necessarily.

[But.]

Come over anyways, when you have a bit?

[midship]

Quickly?

[Listen. He will drop things to come help plan this threesome.

Or this wedding.

Both, probably.]

[betteralready]

No rush.

[Just in case Horatio is doing actual, important work.]

It's just easier to get your opinions for things we can do when you're right here.

[For the wedding.

Or the threesome.

Probably both.]

[midship]

[How can he even do work now.

How can he even when thinking about this.]

What are you looking at, exactly?

1/3 or 4

[betteralready]

Well, I was thinking about outfits, see.

[Which is probably always a dangerous sentence, but here they go.]

And you know how my family's still fairly proper Scottish this time around, yeah? So I was thinking maybe wearing a kilt at our ceremony.

2/4

[betteralready]

In the properly traditional way, of course ;)

[HE WILL NOT BEING WEARING UNDERWEAR, MR. HORNBLOWER]

3/5 apparently

[betteralready]

And then I got to thinking about uniforms as a concept, and, well...

4/5

[betteralready]

I'm just saying. You and Will both looked incredibly attractive in those lieutenant uniforms.

5/6 arCHIE KENNEDY CONTROL YOURSELF

[betteralready]

And there ARE a couple costumers who owe me a favor.

6/6 this boy

[betteralready]

So. Maybe something for the three of us in the future?

;)

[midship]

[Give him a minute. He needs to properly enjoy the image of Archie in a kilt. That's a lovely mental treat.

As is the rest.

He's going to need a moment. For... contemplating. Yes.]

I'll be home as soon as I can, Archie.

[betteralready]

[That's a very good pause. That's the kind of pause that indicates success.]

I'll be here, ready and waiting.

[For planning the wedding and the threesome, of course. Just planning.]

[midship]

Waiting?

[In a kilt or]

pretend that's a selfie

[betteralready]

[Oh look Horatio that is. Definitely a suggestive picture being texted your way.

Not a completely improper picture, necessarily, but.

Definitely suggestive.

You're welcome.]

Waiting. ;)

A+++++ okay

[midship]

[Oh.

OH.

Oh.



Another few minutes, please.




Okay.]

Okay.

[??? @ himself, honestly.

Archie why do you do this to him.]

:))))

[betteralready]

[Because love. Love and the amusement of seeing that reaction every time.]

See you in a bit, love.

saved on his phone forever honestly

[midship]

Don't change a thing without me.

[With the wedding. Or with the threesome.

Or with that towel.]

gasp : D

[betteralready]

also, boop