bakerstreet | if we run into a wild animal it'll be unbearable

CAMPING MEME

No, we don't mean video game camping. We're talking getting out in nature and away from the rat race for a while. Rough it, spend time with people you like, go swimming in a lake, go hiking, cook over a campfire, whatever. Post your top level with some details of what kind of camping your character would do and run free from there!

LOCATION/TYPE OF CAMPING

1. WOODS Your classic. Have a good time out with the trees and nature, just don't get into any trouble!
2. DESERT Not everyone's cup of tea, but there's something beautiful about the calm desert at night.
3. "GLAM"PING "I'm in a five star luxury hotel outside Yellowstone National Park, it's fucking camping if i say so." You're pampered and you know it.
4. CABIN You rented a cute little cabin for a week and you're intent on having a good time in slightly more comfort.
5. CITYSCAPE What? Look, maybe you don't have much time to go out in the middle of nowhere. Put up a tent in your backyard, on the roof of your building, whatever.
6. MISC Did we miss something? Well, don't call the cops, just make your own way! Maybe you have a cute little trailer, maybe you've set up a love nest in the back of your station wagon. Whatever.

SITUATION

1. EVERYTHING'S GREAT You're having a great time! Friends, family, sight-seeing, hiking, the works.
2. MILD DISASTER "Someone has a marshmallow stuck in their hair, possibly on fire." Your mild hitches in plans. Don't get hurt.
3. WEATHER ISSUES It's pouring rain or super hot or raining ash from the sky because your dumb ass camped near a volcano. What do you do?
4. MID-LEVEL DISASTER "You're boning in your tent and then there's a bear outside." Yikes. Be careful. Hope it just grabs your food and bails. Anyway, bigger problems that you can probably get out of okay.
5. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE For your delicate glamping flowers. THE HOTEL IS OUT OF ICE. YOU STEPPED IN A PUDDLE. YOUR FOIE GRAS ISN'T PERFECT.
6. INTENSE DISASTER "Jason Voorhees is coming to get you at summer camp." Don't get fucking murdered, nerds. Try to keep your cool in this high-level disaster.
7. PARTY Now this is what we came here for. Throw a huge bash in the woods with your best bros! Just don't burn anything down.
8. LOST IN THE WOODS Well, we can't help you here. Maybe be more careful next time? Hope you brought your compass and also know how to use it!
9. HEADING HOME You're tired, grumpy, covered in bug bites, and hungry for something that isn't marshmallows or hot dogs. How is the drive home?
10. MISC Ghosts? Scooby Doo shenanigans? Whatever else you want, go for it!

As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

(Reposted from dousing!)

if we run into a wild animal it'll be unbearable

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