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Jyn Erso | Rogue One

[wherehopegoes]

1: I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.

2: Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.

3: I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.

4: If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.

5: And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face

6: [Or text her!]

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[captain_by_the_book]

No promises, but I will try my best.

[wherehopegoes]

I suppose that's the best I can ask for, yeah?

[captain_by_the_book]

It's the best all of us can ask for on missions with a high death rate.

[wherehopegoes]

Believe me, I know.

[Jyn pauses. And thinks, and eventually - ]

I'm not going to kick you, corpse or otherwise.

[A little bit of levity can't be a bad thing?]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ It can't, it has him smiling ever so slightly. ]

Thanks. That's a relief. Especially in the case of not-being-a-corpse.

Any chance of working our way up to you being happy to have me back?

[wherehopegoes]

[It's a good start.]

Yeah, I think I prefer you being very much alive.

I thought that much was a given? Have I failed in showing it?

[captain_by_the_book]

You haven't. I just wanted to remind you of the better alternative to being greeted by a kick.

[wherehopegoes]

I can think of at least two more pleasant / pleasurable greetings. I suppose that's as good a start as any, right?

[captain_by_the_book]

Let's give these two a try and then we will just have to start getting creative.

[wherehopegoes]

I can be creative. But depending on whether or not you mind an audience, those types of greetings might have to wait until we've got an acceptable amount of privacy.

[captain_by_the_book]

Privacy. Definitely privacy.

I'm not a fan of audiences.

[wherehopegoes]

Me, neither. They're not exactly conducive to welcoming you back properly, which I fully intend on doing.

Not with a kick. But maybe with a kiss.

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[icanblendin]

It was you. We tried to stop you but you were very insistent.

[wherehopegoes]

Well, at least you tried. I'm going to be covered in glitter for months. Next time, keep me away from a: the glitter, or b: too many drinks.

[icanblendin]

I shall endeavor to do so. At least you won't be able to bite ME for trying to stop you.

[wherehopegoes]

No, I would hate to break a tooth.

... Wait, who did I bite??

[icanblendin]

Everyone. Mostly Cassian, because he was the only one who kept trying to stop you.

[wherehopegoes]

Oh, no. How mad is he? Do I even want to know?

[icanblendin]

Not awake yet so I don't know. He thought it was funny at the time, if that's any consolation.

[wherehopegoes]

Thank the Force for small miracles. We'll just have to see if he feels the same when he does wake up. Did I leave any marks, at least?

[icanblendin]

Didn't break any skin, your aim wasn't that good, just a few bruises.

[wherehopegoes]

Okay, next time anyone suggests drinks, please limit my intake so that I do not get to that point again?

[icanblendin]

I'll see what I can do.

[wherehopegoes]

Much appreciated. Nobody got a holo of it, did they? If so, that's going to have to be destroyed.