Get your gen texts here

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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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jessica jones's alcoholic detective agency.

[underachievement]

[papawinchacha]

Got an entire crate of Kentucky bourbon I looted off a 200 year old vampire who apparently lost his thirst for anything halfway decent.

On my way up to take out his 400 year old man. Happens to be in Queens. Want me to stop by?

[underachievement]

As long as its before not after.

[papawinchacha]

Fair enough. I'll need a little pick me up anyway.

[ what is being a responsible adult anyway ]

[underachievement]

Its just the one in Queens right?

[papawinchacha]

Does a nest of baby birds only have one egg? Haven't exactly cased the joint yet, so I can't say.

[underachievement]

God damn vampires.

[ why is this her life WHY ]

So what's bullshit? Daylight stakes crucifixes? [ the garlic thing can't be real shes not even gonna bring it up ]

[papawinchacha]

Decapitation. Unless you got any angels laying around.

[ and honestly, he'd prefer avoiding angels almost as much he hates demons. both of them are dicks. ]

If the other stuff worked, we wouldn't have such a goddamn epidemic of these assholes multiplying like rabbits.

[underachievement]

[ that's not a thing, NOPE, that's not a thing, she won't accept that as a thing. she's not even gonna repeat it in her head, it is now the a-word. about which she won't ask, she doesn't wanna know. ]

So rip their heads off. Fine.
Any way to be sure other than catching them fang deep in some poor idiot's neck?

[papawinchacha]

[ it's okay. the less talk about angels and god and heaven and how incredibly negligently useless they are, the better. ]

Well, I tortured the last guy with dead man's blood until he spit out the location so. I'm pretty sure I nailed it.

[underachievement]

I've got a couple missing persons cases in the neighborhood or trust me, I wouldn't be asking.

[papawinchacha]

Worried it might be a fangbanger? Not gonna lie, NYC being the location of a vamp nest has me all kinds of concerned.

Uh. Let's see, truth be told a lot of the crap you read in the fairy tails aren't even close to true. They typically look like you or me. Skin pigment and all. Although, weirdly enough they got no pulse.

The biggest red flag is obviously their bloodlust. Dilated pupils, hairs standing on end like they got goosebumps. If they're hungry enough, you'll see it. The end game is if you see their fangs. That'll happen right before they take the plunge. And it ain't just two. They've got a whole freaking maw full of them.

[underachievement]

Fang banger? Seriously?

[ now she's judging YOU, john. ]

Jesus Christ your life is a shit show. I thought my life was a shit show.
How about that Ann rice glimmer thing? The mind control?

[papawinchacha]

[ WELCOME TO THE WINCHESTER FAMILY, JESS. ]

I tell myself that when I look in the mirror every morning. But thanks for the reminder.

And nope. No glimmer... mind control. Again more of a demon-angel-type deal.

[ first with the a-word now the d-word. ]

[underachievement]

[ that is not the d you're good for, jdubs ]

You need to fuck off with that crap. One god damn thing at a time okay?

[papawinchacha]

[ that's really nice of you to say. truly. seriously most people think he's better for the other d. ]

Hey, for the record, you were the first actual human I've met that could lift over 300 pounds without breaking a sweat. Not to mention the flying.












Is... it flying?

[underachievement]

Its jumping. And falling.
And I wasn't born with it. Just your average run of the mill coma victim turned science experiment.

I hope.

[papawinchacha]

Life has a funny way of biting is in the fucking ass, doesn't it? Always getting the shit we don't actually ask for.

[ sure there are angels and demons. and there's definitely a fucking luficer, but a god? nah. that much has to be bullshit. ]

[underachievement]

Yeah hilarious.
That better be one huge crate.

[papawinchacha]

It is. Completely untouched. 80 proof. Probably older than me. Probably worth more than my car.

Unfortunately, the only good it's gonna do me is in my liver. But I'll probably kill myself if I drink all of it so.

[ultraviolents]

i read about what you did.
it was admirable.

[underachievement]

It was murder.
What do you want?

[ultraviolents]

of someone who more than deserved it, from the sound of things.
just to talk. if you're interested.

[underachievement]

This is us talking.

[ultraviolents]

yes, i suppose it is.
i meant in a more personal setting, but i can't blame you for not finding me immediately trustworthy.