Gen Texting

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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castiel or casifer | supernatural | ota

[needsacoughdrop]

( specify if you'd like angelbutt or devilbutt, please! )

either? angel? idk

[demonarchical]

Saw this and thought of you.

jhglkfsjgh SOBS

[needsacoughdrop]

This is a cat. I am failing to see the resemblance, Crowley.

>3 bwahaha

[demonarchical]

Correction: It's Trenchcoat Cat. A cat. In a trenchcoat.

You are a beautiful person, thank you for this thread

[needsacoughdrop]

[ There is a long pause between Crowley's clarification, and Castiel's response. ]

I am still failing to see how a cat in a trenchcoat would make you think of me.

I'm sure I've never made that sort of expression before.

my pleasure~

[demonarchical]

You made that face with me when you blew me out of the Purgatory deal, actually.

Remember?



Remind you of anyone?

[needsacoughdrop]

Did I? I was unaware that I could make such a cat-like expression. Perhaps my vessel is malfunctioning.

[ He's staring for quite a long time at the next picture. ]

It reminds me of a cat. A rather disgruntled cat. Are you out and kidnapping humans' pets?

[demonarchical]

Please. I'm raiding Tumblr.

[needsacoughdrop]

[ This is precisely why he will never understand demons. ]

Are you well, Crowley? You've not been possessed by a cat-obsessed person?

[demonarchical]

What, no comment about how surly Dean!Cat looks? I'm disappointed.

Although you do get bonus points for being concerned about my welfare.

[needsacoughdrop]

The cat is named Dean? I do not see how a cat can look surly. It looks like a cat.

I am less concerned for your wellbeing, and more concerned by the fact that you may have been possessed. That would require immediate action, considering your position in hell.

[demonarchical]

So you're concerned about the wellbeing of Hell. Now who's possessed?

[needsacoughdrop]

There is a saying that the humans use about keeping your enemies closer. I believe this logic applies to you.

Additionally, I have come to form certain expectations with regards to you and your actions, and as such, I have certain countermeasures in place.

[demonarchical]

If you want to keep me closer than your friends, you're going to have to take me out for dinner first.

What am I saying? I'll put out for you with or without dinner. You just had to ask.

What kind of countermeasures? Do tell.

most dysfunctional date ever lmao

[needsacoughdrop]

I refuse to use the pizza man's moves on you, Crowley.

Also, if I were to mention these countermeasures, then you would react accordingly, and then I would have to react accordingly as well, which would mean the development of new countermeasures.

I would prefer to not waste so much energy on you.

feel sorry for the waiter

[demonarchical]

You couldn't work the pizza man's moves on me if you tried.

Hm. What about my countermeasures for you?

and all the patrons

[needsacoughdrop]

[ That's not what Meg said. ]

I just told you that I would not use those moves on you. Why would I now try?

What about them?

so sad

[demonarchical]

I'm saying you should prove you can, feathers. Your skills are overrated.

I have countermeasures too. You don't want to know what they are?

for all of them, maybe

[needsacoughdrop]

I have nothing to prove to you. Also, you cannot comment on a skillset you have not seen.

Not particularly, no, but I assume that you will tell me regardless of what I would prefer.

[demonarchical]

Can. Did. Have. I've slept with angels before, remember? I doubt you're any improvement on the others.

And no, I couldn't care less. I'll keep those things to myself, if you're going to play coy with yours.

[needsacoughdrop]

I try not to keep track of how many of my brothers and sisters you may have 'bumped uglies' with.

[ Someone's been watching Netflix again. ]

Your words would suggest that you do care. Am I correct in this reading?

[demonarchical]

I find it telling that you're keen to the true meaning of "bumping uglies" and yet pass completely on "couldn't care less". One of these days, someone has to sit you down with urbandictionary.com and see what happens.

[needsacoughdrop]

[ He doesn't bother answering that last message. Not when he's got a web address to investigate--though he does is warily; anything sent from the King of Hell could be trouble waiting to happen.

It'll be some time before Crowley hears from him again... ]

"I Heard You Using the Microwave."

Why would a microwave refer to sex?

[demonarchical]

[ He really should have seen that coming, shouldn't he? ]

Catch up, darling. Everything is a euphemism for sex.

Bing!

[needsacoughdrop]

[ Of course. ]

I am not your darling.

That bing, as well?