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Katsuki Yuri | Yuri!!! on Ice

[musicinmotion]

1. Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?

2. just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"

3. i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

4. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

5. seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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[goldmedalvicturi]

I was wondering why you wanted to duck Georgi up.....

[musicinmotion]

It's getting really annoying. :\

At least it's not replacing duck with fuck...

[goldmedalvicturi]

oh! Yurio's does that!! He said he just removed duck???

[musicinmotion]

Removed duck?

Removed fuck?

What does that even mean?

[goldmedalvicturi]

you remove it!! from your dictionary! then add fuck~

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

one or two of those I tried to type duck

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[borschtkot]

no they're not

they're more like ... fuck condemnation.

'u forgot to wrap ur penis, now u r cursed for 18 years woooo'

[musicinmotion]

Some people like kids! So they'd be trophies to those people.

[borschtkot]

those are the same people who show you a thousand pictures and its terrible

those people are georgi. except he does it with anya

[musicinmotion]

You don't like something that much that you want to show pictures to everyone?

[borschtkot]

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[katsudont]

Yes that would be me

[musicinmotion]

You are the worst oh my god.

[katsudont]

But I do get dibs! You're *my* boyfriend.

[musicinmotion]

It's not like I'm going to do anything with anyone else.

You don't have to call dibs. It's a given.

[katsudont]

I like making sure everyone knows it though

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[selfies]

Only if it says something like "Happy Holidays! Thanks for all the orgasms."

or "Merry Christmas! May the spirit of the season bring you warmth, just like my thighs."

I just squealed so hard omg

[musicinmotion]

If I sent either of those it would be the second one.

The first one is a little too...blunt. It would be too obvious I didn't come up with it. :(

hehe hello! :>

[selfies]

I mean I suppose you could always go with the classic card, but that doesn't seem as sincere, you know?

Maybe include a little gift of cherry flavored lube just to show your appreciation of getting laid. And you'd like to get laid some more.

[musicinmotion]

Wait so thanking them for being good in bed is more sincere than a classic card?

...That's...Phichit no. I'm not sending lube through the mail!

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[boogiewoogie]

YOU'RE OUTSIDE

[musicinmotion]

THAT'S NOT HELPFUL!!!

[boogiewoogie]

I'LL SAVE YOU, YUURI-KUN

[boogiewoogie]

Wait, why aren't you able to see?

[musicinmotion]

I lost my glasses somewhere.

I don't know where I left them.

I don't really remember where I left them???