Text messages from the previous evening

[1sts]

go forth and do the thing.

Comments

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[winscenario]

I swear it wasn't me. I'm not even there yet.

[morethan084]

Why aren't you anyway?

[winscenario]

Running late. Don't worry, I'm not standing you up. ;)

[morethan084]

Good. Because the only guy getting dibs tonight is you.

Unless I find someone cuter.

[winscenario]

Please. Have you looked at me? You'll never find someone cuter.

[morethan084]

Mmm I don't know. There's a lot of cute guys in here.

[winscenario]

Well now I wanna meet these cute guys too.

[morethan084]

No. They're mine. I called dibs on all of them.

[winscenario]

That's really selfish of you. I don't know about you but I've always been taught it's nice to share.

[morethan084]

Well I'm an only child. So automatically I'm selfish.

[winscenario]

I'm an only child too. That's an unfair generalization.

[morethan084]

Well then I guess we should just settle for each other.

[winscenario]

I know. What a bummer. I mean what's even the point of going to this party, we should just hide in a blanket and watch some movies.

[morethan084]

Yes. Watch movies.

[winscenario]

So that's a yes to ditching the party?

[morethan084]

But they have free drinks and chips and dip.

[winscenario]

We can get that stuff too.

[morethan084]

But it's free here.

[She's being such a little shit.]

[winscenario]

Fine then. We can stay at the party so you can get your free stuff.

[ FINE see if he'll ever subtly ask her on a movie night date again. ]

[morethan084]

Good. Because french onion dip is better than anything you could ever give me.

[winscenario]

Ouch. Hurtful. I'll remember you said that.

[morethan084]

Yeah? Well, that's what you get for not being here already.

[winscenario]

I'm just running a little late! Ten minutes and I'll be there.

[morethan084]

Too bad. The dip already asked me out on a date.

[winscenario]

And you said yes just like that? Wow. Easy.