100 Years Texts From Last Night & Their Adventures.com

[legit]

here, you can use my phone.
don't worry, it won't make you deaf 'cause i'm not a hack.

Comments

2

[undersexed]

Did you at least have a good movie to watch?

!! :'o

[frankenkyle]

it was between the 2005 fantastic four movie or the ryan reynolds green lantern movie. i had to close my eyes and pick one because i couldn't willingly pick between them. let me say that i never want to see ryan reynolds in a skin tight cgi suit ever again. unless you wanted to watch it, i mean. i'd totally watch it with you

:')

[undersexed]

Nah I think we can do much better than that.

We can also get some real marshmallows.

[frankenkyle]

yes yes yes. i have so many redbox codes? also have you ever played chubby bunny

[undersexed]

Sounds like we need to use them.

And no? I have no idea what that is.

au where kyle dies choking on marshmallows

[frankenkyle]

definitely!!
it's a game where you have to put marshmallows in your mouth and say "chubby bunny" and you try to see how many you can fit before you can't say it anymore. it's kinda gross but it's really fun? actually who came up with this

omg kyle no

[undersexed]

[ She laughs for a good minute. ]

That sounds stupid. We should totally do it.

[ Because lbr one of them was going to end up spitting out marshmallows because of laughing. ]

[frankenkyle]

yes please! :)

[he's smiling at his phone like an idiot for at least 5 minutes.]

what happens if one of us chokes

[undersexed]

[ Ugh she can't believe this guy sometimes. Cue her smiling at her phone like an idiot, too. ]

Guess we'll have to give each other mouth-to-mouth.

[ She knows that's not the right one but hey. She's trying to be suave and flirty. Ish. ]

[frankenkyle]

mmm marshmallow mouth to mouth

[he starts to panic over how weird that sounded. good job, kyle!]

that's not my kink i SWEAR, although i'd be very accommodating if it was yours?

[if only you could see his tomato red face]

[undersexed]

Cont here.