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Ezra Bridger | Star Wars Rebels

[lothrat]

1. No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.

2. Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point.

3. If you're missing hair this morning, I'm sorry in advance.

4. Text him!

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[dorkvader]

Sure, where do you want me to send it?

[lothrat]

If you could send it to the last Imperial base I escaped from, that'd be great. I don't think they realized who I was.

[And he is so not above rubbing it in.]

[dorkvader]

Oh, they'll know who you are. I'm planning on telling them in person.

[lothrat]

[Uh oh. Sounds like someone's in trouble.

Not that Ezra feels too bad when that someone works for the Empire.]

Guess I can't count on them making that mistake again. How far are you planning to spread this around?

[dorkvader]

I doubt they'll get the chance.

Until I'm satisfied.

[lothrat]

Ouch. You're demoting them?

You know, you don't strike me as the kind of guy who's easily satisfied.

[dorkvader]

Demoting them? That's one way to look at it.

I'm not. [Not when it comes to hunting down Jedi anyway.]

[lothrat]

...what's another way to look at it?

[He is so suspicious of how that was worded.]

Oh, so basically you're planning to keep telling people about us for the rest of your life? Wow, I'm going to be famous!

[Not so suspicious that he can't still be a cheeky brat.]