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[bababooey]

 
you know the drill.

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[purpleandgray]

I question your life choices. Why would you have sex with anyone who calls you "bro"?

[nyc_merlin]

It's called being desperate, my friend. I also haven't said I'm going to sleep with him yet.

[purpleandgray]

>But you were thinking about it.

>Also, how can you be "desperate"? You're a good looking guy.

>Ps. what's a grindr?

[nyc_merlin]

Dating is hard when you work nights.

Grindr is a gay dating app.

I'm testing my luck.

[purpleandgray]

Dating is just hard.

Imho, no sex is better than bad sex.

I do wish you luck, however.

[nyc_merlin]

Yeah, there's that but I'm trying to be optimistic.

I'd like some more company than my right hand.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[purpleandgray]

Do you ever take off any nights?

[nyc_merlin]

Sunday nights I don't work. Monday is for doing the books and management stuff. Tuesday and Wednesday we close early. Thursday through Saturday? I work my ass off. Prime dating nights.

[purpleandgray]

I know a place that's open 24/7. It might be a bit challenging, though...

[nyc_merlin]

What kind of place?

[purpleandgray]

It's called the Hellfire club. It's kind of

out of this world.

literally.

[nyc_merlin]

You know, I try not to go to hell. Demons are tricky.

[purpleandgray]

Suit yourself. I find them a lot of fun in the right dosages.

It's not Hell, though. I've been there, it's not nearly as much fun as this club.

[nyc_merlin]

I run a night club. Last thing I want to do on my night off is go to another.

Sorry I'm kind of boring.

[purpleandgray]

Fair enough.

[nyc_merlin]

Like let's wander the city or find a new place to eat out. Or just stay home and fuck. I'm not complicated.

[purpleandgray]

I'm sure your Grindr friend will be happy to know that.

When you're not carousing the city with him, would you have time for - I don't know - coffee? Ice cream?

[nyc_merlin]

I'm totally willing to ditch him and spend time with you instead.

[purpleandgray]

I'd be lying if I'd said I'm sorry for him.

[nyc_merlin]

Spending time with another magical guy totally more fun than someone who calls me bro.

[purpleandgray]

I'm inclined to agree with that.

I have three brothers and none of them has ever called me bro.

Are we meeting at your club?

[nyc_merlin]

I can't see anyone related to you saying bro.

Sure. You've still got the card right?

[purpleandgray]

Why not?

Yes. I do. When is good for you?

[nyc_merlin]

You're so... old power in my head.

How about six?

[purpleandgray]

It probably won't help this image one bit to know that my family tends to duel with swords.

Yeah, sure. Works for me.