bakerstreet

If I say hungry and thirsty you're going to make me help out with the horny anyway.

"Make" you?

Well, you won't let me ignore it.

Could you, Gene. Could you really ignore it if you came over and I had a big ol tent in my pants.

I would try.
Mostly to see what you'd do.

Well now it sounds like a challenge for both of us. You're on.

Does it work if you know what I'm doing?

Works even better. Whoever gives in's breaking their resolve.

OKay.

Just don't forget if you're coming to my place, I could wear a robe.

What difference does that make?

Gene.

What?

I know you're innocent on some matters but you ain't stupid.

I'm really not getting why that makes a difference though.

Come on over, then.

Okay. I need a few. Am I bringing you food and drinks too?

You did pick hungry and thirsty.

What kind of food do you want?

Surprise me.

[I feel mildly guilty for how bad this start is.]