You know we're not exactly responsible for the powers we get, right? Do you think this sweet lady wanted to be knitting psychic jumpers the rest of her life?
You're still calling them psychic jumpers. How do you know they're psychic? Does she have proof that anything on them has actually happened before? I could say I make psychic stick figure drawings, that doesn't mean they are.
Yes. I do, in fact. That's exactly what old ladies do. They knit jumpers, they play backgammon and have a weirdly large supply of butterscotch candies in their pockets.
Maybe she has a photographic memory, and she knits people and things sees at random.
No offence but why would someone lie about being able to knit the future? As far as the super power totem pole goes, that one's pretty far toward the bottom, right?
You all right over there? Didn't know you felt so strongly about old ladies.
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I'm not letting some creepy old woman knit me clothes with random people on them.
That's the exact kind of thing you see on Making a Murderer.
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You know we're not exactly responsible for the powers we get, right? Do you think this sweet lady wanted to be knitting psychic jumpers the rest of her life?
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How do you know they're psychic? Does she have proof that anything on them has actually happened before? I could say I make psychic stick figure drawings, that doesn't mean they are.
Yes. I do, in fact. That's exactly what old ladies do. They knit jumpers, they play backgammon and have a weirdly large supply of butterscotch candies in their pockets.
Maybe she has a photographic memory, and she knits people and things sees at random.
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You all right over there? Didn't know you felt so strongly about old ladies.
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