inheritstheredsouls: (Well...?)

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - OTA

[personal profile] inheritstheredsouls 2016-09-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
1) You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.

2) Of all of my friend's significant others, I appreciate it the most when yours hits on me

3) We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your [boobs/cock/insert genital of choice] for water.

4) ((text him!))