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the fake dating meme

listen up, check your texts: you've got (1) new mission:

Yes, you hate them/are friends with them/have a fully platonic relationship with them. Yes, yes.

Well. Not anymore. Some mission or task you're supposed to do now requires the pair of you to be in a fake relationship. So yeah, you've got to call them 'baby', you've got to hold their hand, dear lord, yes you might even have to kiss them. Suck it up, and think of England.

Scenarios:
1. ) The beginning: why this? why me? why them? you're going to have to get used to it, because this is your first time hearing about this whole arrangement, and you're probably not thrilled.

2. ) Out in public: Well, gotta show some PDA - maybe you're getting groceries, or at the office, or on a mission, or undercover - whatever it is that you do, you've got your new lover along with you.

3. ) At home: Of course, you've both been forced into the equally awkward position of being awkward roommates. Does the fake stuff filter into your every day lives without you knowing? Are you sharing some wine and watching netflix with takeout and a knee rug? Or is it awkward silence?

4. ) The end: mission accomplished, you can all go home. Or can you? What's going on - why are you losers still holding hands? What's up with that... it was fake, right?

5. ) On location: exotic mission location, fancy resorts, I mean, you're probably in fucking Bali or something. It's not the worst to have to pretend to be in love with your significant whatever if you're doing it at a hotel/spa, right? Also, that bar tho.

6. ) Obligatory sex option! Might as well work out some of that tension, right? I mean, it's pretty convenient.

7. ) DO WHAT YOU WANT. But drag your significant douchebag along with you, shame. Remember to hold hands, or zero paycheck for you and a giant mission failed on your report.

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the fake dating meme

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