midblock: (mm-hmmmm)

2 + 4

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-06 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
then accidentally talk your way out of it and accidentally fix that broken door.
horned_owl: (uh oh })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-06 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
HOW TSUKKI HELP
I don't want to be rude :(
I tried to fix the door


[Incomes the picture of the said door and the poor attempt to cover a hole in it with newspaper]
midblock: ([probably something insulting])

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-06 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
tell them you're taken.

that's not fixed at all. don't call the landlord yet, we're going to home depot.
horned_owl: (uhoh })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-06 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
1/2: Okay! I just did!
Do we have money for new door?

2/2: GAH THEY DoN"T BELIEVE ME!
midblock: (ok whatever)

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-06 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
it'll be cheaper replacing it ourselves than paying the safety deposit. and he won't notice, he never comes by.

what did you tell them?
horned_owl: (huffpuff })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-06 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
1/2: okay true. but didn't he say he'll come by the end of the month? something about the AC and stuff? I didn't get it

they said I'm lying and that I'm trying to wriggle out because I'm a chicken




2/2:...you're not angry with me??
midblock: ([muffled linkin park])

1/2

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-06 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, i'm angry with you. you're paying for the door and replacing it yourself.
midblock: (u ssssuuuuck)

2/2

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-06 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
the threesome thing is just funny so i'm not as angry as i could be.
horned_owl: (uh oh })

1/2

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-06 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I will! I will! But it's not my fault! The door got stuck, and wouldn't budge and I guess I... pushed
too
hard?
;; I'm sorry....
horned_owl: (uhoh })

2/2

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-06 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
as for the threesome thing I have no clue how it go to it. I was swindled!!!

[What probably happened: implications flew over his head, got baffled when it started getting blunt and serious]
midblock: (ew ur face)

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
i can't believe you broke a door just by pushing too hard... idiots really are the strongest.

you don't just get swindled into a threesome. how oblivious are you?
horned_owl: (Can't hear you })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-07 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
well I was kind of enthusiastic to get in. the cake was melting!

Hey! They had an agenda I swear! They were out to get me!
midblock: (ok byeeeee)

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-07 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
what cake?

don't tell me you ate an entire cake by yourself...
horned_owl: (yea! vollies! })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-07 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I bought two big pieces of cheesecake. One with strawberries, other with caramel. and ofc I didn't eat all of it! I like sweets but I'm not the one with sweet tooth here ;) Left you from both~
midblock: (shit i accidentally complimented him)

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-07 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
you're not getting out of fixing the door.

tell me more about your threesome problem.
horned_owl: (uhoh })

1/2

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-07 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't buy it AFTER I broke the door Dx I bought it before, for dessert

well they are trying to convince me now to go with it
like
they are not hiding it
giving me compliments and everything
horned_owl: (I got it })

2/2

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-07 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
but I don't want that!
I only want my Tsukki ;n;
midblock: (>B|)

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-07 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm not yours. but i will eat that cheesecake.

buy me another and i'll help you out.
horned_owl: (I got it })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-07 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
you're not? ;o;

[He'd give you puppy eyes if you were here]

okay! I'm on my way out?

Need anything else?
midblock: (mm-hmmmm)

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
never.

strawberry shortcake, if they have it.
horned_owl: (I got it })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-07 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
awww 8'(

they will, 140%!


[meaning he'll search for it until he finds it if the closest store doesn't have it]
midblock: (ok whatever)

[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-07 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll go to home depot with you when you get back.
horned_owl: (yea! vollies! })

[personal profile] horned_owl 2016-08-07 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a life saviour \o/
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[personal profile] midblock 2016-08-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
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