rate dat ass meme

[deadliesthero]

rate that ass meme





rules
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???- be aware this meme might be image-heavy

Comments

[ex_boning176]

8.

I'd have said 10 when you were sitting in my lap.

But after what happened? ... 7.

[adderalfueled]

Sorry but it was kinda hard to sit straight up when there was a 20 inch horse cock poking you. Or maybe I should say canine cock. With knot and all.

[ex_boning176]

You've really given this a lot of thought, haven't you?

[adderalfueled]

[Flails] No, no, no. Of course not! I haven't thought about your dick at all since the day I met you. Nope, nada. Your poking mentally scarred me.

[ex_boning176]

Never?

[adderalfueled]

Ever!

I mean as in never ever, not ever as in always. [Blushes ferociously.]

[ex_boning176]

Too bad.

[adderalfueled]

Yeah exactly! [He has been lying through his teeth this entire time.]


...wait what? You think it's too bad? You fancy me?

[ex_boning176]

Honestly?

I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since the other day.

[adderalfueled]

You can't stop thinking about me? The big bad really hot wolf can't stop thinking of my boney ass?

[ex_boning176]

Things didn't actually end on a good note.

[adderalfueled]

You got really well complimented on your equipment tho.

[ex_boning176]

I really would have preferred to avoid the whole situation to begin with.

[adderalfueled]

I didn't know you'd react like that.

[ex_boning176]

No? How did you think I'd react with you wiggling in my lap?

[adderalfueled]

Glare at me, maybe even growl. Not getting turned on.

[ex_boning176]

Trust me, it wasn't what I expected either.

[adderalfueled]

So... what are the rule of conduct here? You going to woo me by hunting rabbits?

[ex_boning176]

Do you like rabbits?

[adderalfueled]

If they're properly cooked, with a salad on the side.

[ex_boning176]

I didn't ask for your dinner order.

[adderalfueled]

You asked me if I like rabbits. Yes I do, I like to pet them and I like to eat them. But I'm not too fond on the idea of them ending up dead on my door step while you wags your tail.

[ex_boning176]

I don't have a tail, Stiles.

so sorry Der

[adderalfueled]

You could get one! 50% off at your local sex shop. You can't wag it tho.

Lmao

[ex_boning176]

Did you want me to buy that for you?