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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-22 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me a second. I'm sure I can think of a few.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-23 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Harder than a typical one would imagine, isn't it?

Which of the three do you think we'll run into tonight?
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-23 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't cry, but I'd put money on the other two.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-23 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
To your credit, you more than make up for the deficit of one with the other two.

You're usually making the other person cry. To be fair, that's typically how it goes for me too.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-23 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to say. You're just as much at fault as I am.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-24 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
When I make a person cry, they usually deserve it.

If we were feeling particularly sadistic, do you think we could make an entire room weep?
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-24 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. Are you feeling particularly sadistic?
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-25 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If the room was theoretically filled with jerks? Perhaps. I might even make it a competition.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-25 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's on now]

I bet I can make more people cry than you.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-26 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't even know what you're getting yourself into.

What are the stakes this time? Just personal satisfaction?


[Because really, what do either of them have to gain from this.]
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-26 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If I don't know what I'm getting myself into by now, I don't think I ever will.

You got something else to offer me?
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-27 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's true, you do have a tendency to jump into things head first.

The satisfaction of even the possibility of beating me once isn't enticing enough for you?
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-27 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'd say that's pretty good incentive. Just trying to see what else I could get out of it.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-27 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, well, now you've got me intrigued.

What else do you want?
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Drinks on you.

[It's possible Jack is not very creative.]
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-29 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Going to assume you don't mean that literally.

[Because yeah, he's not that creative.]

I can agree to that. It's not like you'll last long anyway.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-30 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I...don't.

[what gave it away?]

Do you know how much it takes to get me drunk?
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-30 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I almost thought you hit a wild hair in your old age.

[Because standing in front of your own wanted poster and a security camera and scaling a damned building is child's play these days.]

Just enough to get offended when I'd suggest otherwise. But I can still beat you.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-30 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
A lot, Ana. It's a lot.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-30 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's assuming you'll beat me, in the first place. Of course, getting drunk around me also means I can record anything embarrassing you do too, you realize.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-30 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
If it's on your dime, then I guess we'll be even.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-31 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
We'll be even if you actually bother to win in the first place.

Let's not get presumptuous now.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-07-31 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not being presumptuous. I'm stating fact.
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[personal profile] byenoon 2016-07-31 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll see about that, Jack.

You'll be hurting more if all that bravado was for nothing.