The Lovebag Meme

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➔ Post a blank comment with your character. Name, and fandom in the subject line!
➔ Look for other threads, hit up random.org and use the randomizer.
➔ If you only want regular prompts, go from 1-10. If you do not mind the R rated prompts, go from 1-15. If you only want R rated prompts, go for 11-15!
➔ Now match that number to the theme and have your character act accordingly!
➔ Have fun!
➔ Please note somewhere if you are okay with R prompts, and be respectful of those who aren't! (IE; if you only want the PG promts, put REGULAR ONLY in the subject. If all of them are okay, put REGULAR & R! And if you only are really interested in R, just put R)
➔ And yes, this is a combination of several love memes, and grab bag memes!

THE THEMES

ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Whatever you want! Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!

TWO ➔ YANDERE STYLE: I think we all know how this goes. You're sweet on your crush when they're focused on you, making them lunch with rice balls with smiles... aw... wait, are they looking at another cute person?! THEY'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ME.

THREE ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!

FOUR ➔ SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN: You're locked in a closet with someone else! It can be a crush, a friend, a boyfriend, whatever! But whoever it is, you're locked in a closet with them with the intent to kiss. Will you go through with it? Will it end up in romance? Or will it end up as a B-B-B-BAD ROMANCE?

FIVE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?

SIX ➔ IT'S A DARE: You've been dared by someone to romance this specific person! You're not allowed to tell that it's a dare, and you must seem earnest. Will you be able to make them swoon from your charms? Or will you fall into love's trap, and fall head over heels for real?

SEVEN ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... why is this?! You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!

EIGHT ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch! No, you have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, of course! W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.

NINE ➔ IT CAN NEVER BE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.

TEN ➔ NEVER SAY NO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love!

RATED R

ELEVEN ➔ THE KISSING DISEASE: You simply must kiss this person. You have to get your lips on them somehow, anywhere, everywhere. Even if you have to push them into an empty closet and lock the door to do so!

TWELVE ➔ DRUNKEN ENCOUNTER: You both met up, drunk, and you're both feeling a little bit adventurous thanks to the booze. Are you ready to get down and dirty on a beach, or do you want to vandalize something a bit before barging into a hotel room? The choice is, drunkenly, yours!

THIRTEEN ➔ OBSESSION: You're so obsessed with this person, you want them so badly -- you're willing to do just about anything to get them. Manipulate, pretend, tie them up, make them yours! You're driven by your desire!

FOURTEEN ➔ IN PUBLIC?!: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.

FIFTEEN ➔ HANDS: Hey, woah! Your hands just happen to keep drifting to "inappropriate places"! You might not realize it, or it might be fully intentional! Whatever it is, it's happening! Maybe your partner will simply brush you off, or maybe they'll suggest you two scadattle off to a room!

Comments

Kyonko | Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya | Regular & R

[little_miss_snarker]

4

[endswith]

[ He's reaching out, groping a little blindly for any sort of light. ]

I can't see anything.

4

[little_miss_snarker]

'You know when I put my name in that hat for this game I didn't expect it to actually get pulled. Is my luck turning around or am I about to find myself in a very bad slasher film?'

[She's trying to find a light, too, and keeps bumping into him.]

Ow. Sorry! I can't either. Any idea where a switch might be?

[endswith]

[ He'd be offended if he heard her internal monologue-- he didn't even put his own name in the stupid hat. Dammit, Beat. ]

No. I-- jeez, just hold still, okay? I can use my phone for light.

[ He grabs her elbow gently, trying to still her. ]

[little_miss_snarker]

'You can't blame me! It's not like I know the guy!'

[She goes still when he grabs her arm and looks in his general direction.]

You still have your phone on you? [Haruki ran off with hers to take pictures with earlier that evening.]

[endswith]

Yeah, but it doesn't have much battery left.

[ He releases her, pulling the phone from his pocket. He hits a button, and it dimly illuminates the room.

There's a socket for a light bulb alright, but it's empty. ]

[little_miss_snarker]

And it looks like finding a switch would've been useless anyway. [She points upward at the empty socket. It just figures, doesn't it?]

1

[punches_fog]

Hey.

And winner of the Nostalgia Prize goes to....

[little_miss_snarker]

Hey. How's it been, Souji?

'Finally! Someone sane I can talk to today.'

[punches_fog]

Same as usual, really.

You look like you could use a break. Want to get dinner and talk about it?

[little_miss_snarker]

Please? Haruki's going off the deep end again.

'And I certainly want at least one afternoon not dealing with the making of The Adventures of Mitsuru Asahina 2: Electric Boogaloo'.

[punches_fog]

Same as usual for you too, huh? I'll treat, then.

[A slight "ladies' first" gesture.]

[little_miss_snarker]

Thanks. You have no idea what that means. 'Considering I always wind up paying for the Brigade's meals every single time without fail, my poor wallet will be happy to have a break for once.'

[She heads out.]

[punches_fog]

[Souji's the kind of guy who can go for hours in comfortable silence, as long as he's doing something, but he figures Kyonko has a lot to get off her mind before he leads up to his original reason for meeting her.]

So what's up besides Suzumiya? Anything?

[little_miss_snarker]

'And I appreciate being able to be quiet for a while after the constant running around I need to do thanks to Haruki's constant nagging.'

Just the usual pressure from my parents about exams coming up and stress the yearly family reunion at my grandfather's place in the country. Anything up with you?

[punches_fog]

Suddenly being glad my family's so spread out.

[And that the only one to ever pay attention to his grades was his cousin.]

Your dad still have that thing where you're not allowed to date?

[little_miss_snarker]

Yeah, but apparently my Mom has been trying to talk him down from it since she actually trusts I'll have good taste in men and not get blindsided with the whole 'Oh my god~! He's so dreamy!' thing that seems to happen to most girls my age.

'Exhibit A: Taniguchi.'

[punches_fog]

Cool. So if I asked you out on a date, I'd have a chance of getting by your parents.

[little_miss_snarker]

Well, they like you, so they might. I wouldn't really know unless it came up. [Yeah, somehow the implication goes right over her head.]

[punches_fog]

Well, what would you think about it?

[Normally, he's a lot more up front than this, but he can't resist the idea of seeing how realization dawns on her whenever it eventually does.]

[little_miss_snarker]

I don't know. You're a nice guy and all but I've never really thought about dating seriously because of that stupid rule.

'Well, he's nice, and he listens, and he is pretty attractive. If I could date I might ask him out myself.'

[punches_fog]

Well, why don't we try it?

[little_miss_snarker]

Because we're fri--

'And that's when the proverbial anvil dropped.'

Wait, what? Are you saying you actually want to go out, Souji? [She points at herself] With me?

[punches_fog]

Well I was going to ask you while we were eating, but the opportunity came up sooner.

[little_miss_snarker]

Seriously?

[Yeah, she's kind of stuck on it.]