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[mylawn]

Kid, I don't know where your off switch is and I sure as hell ain't looking for it.

[fallensparrow]

You could ask Doctor Ziegler.

[mylawn]

She's busy enough.

[fallensparrow]

[Excuse him as he curses to himself and then completely forgets to respond for a while.

Okay back.]

How do you get undrunk.

[Can you tell he hasn't done this recently.]

[mylawn]

Drink water.

[you drank alcohol you can drink water RIGHT??]

[fallensparrow]

If I drink more water, will it work faster?

[mylawn]

Just concentrate on getting hydrated. Don't drink too much too quickly.

[fallensparrow]

[Look at this dad.]

Okay. There is an issue with this plan, however.

[mylawn]

What's the issue?

[fallensparrow]

I'm stuck on the roof.

[mylawn]

Are you asking me to come get you?

[HERE WE ARE AGAIN]

[fallensparrow]

[Who knew being a hippie would one day backfire on him like this.]

Opening the door to the roof would be enough. It's locked.

[mylawn]

Give me a minute.

[He's taking the stairs this time. This is shorter than climbing the wall, and it's not long before there's the sound of the door opening.]