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genji shimada | overwatch (m/m for ships)

[fallensparrow]

1. I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?

2. Went out to train, ended up doing splits at the bar. You are a bad influence.

3. So why exactly are your shoes in the freezer?

4. That's the third guy I've made pass out from a blow job. I may have super powers.

5. Text him.

1 (this is too perfect, I couldn't resist)

[twelveoclock]

i thought you said you didn't have one a those

did you lie to me?

i love this kind of thing bless you honestly

[fallensparrow]

Yes.

[A second later:] Wait, no. You were talking about an off switch for my mouth. I'm talking about an off switch for being drunk.

[He doesn't have an off switch either way but like drunk Genji is going to be convinced of that.]

[twelveoclock]

pretty sure if you ain't got one you ain't got the other. might wanna have a word with the doc

[fallensparrow]

Who is to say. Doctor Ziegler is very attentive to detail. But I'll keep it in mind.

2 if that's okay

[manhandled]

I am not. You're just horribly competitive. :)

totally okay!

[fallensparrow]

[WELL HE'S NOT WRONG.]

That smiley face doesn't help your bid for innocence.

[manhandled]

MY innocence? I wasn't the one spread eagle over by the ale!

[fallensparrow]

I'm relatively unconcerned about my innocence. I lost it a while ago. But you can't pretend you weren't encouraging the behavior!

1

[mylawn]

Kid, I don't know where your off switch is and I sure as hell ain't looking for it.

[fallensparrow]

You could ask Doctor Ziegler.

[mylawn]

She's busy enough.

[fallensparrow]

[Excuse him as he curses to himself and then completely forgets to respond for a while.

Okay back.]

How do you get undrunk.

[Can you tell he hasn't done this recently.]

4

[hinoonimdad]

You can still do that?

[fallensparrow]

If you mean the act itself, my mouth is in tact, so yes.

[hinoonimdad]

That's a pretty odd superpower to have.

1 i am so sorry i had to

[heilstrom]

I could try my best!

Can you tell me where you are?

[Thankfully, Angela is pretty good at getting people un-drunk. Ain't no party like an Overwatch party, cause an Overwatch party comes with a medic.]

do not even apologize bless ur heart

[fallensparrow]

[YOU HAVE SAVED HIM AGAIN DOCTOR ZIEGLER.]

On the roof. I am in your debt once again.

man no bless u. also ftr, she was the anon that was proud of him!

[heilstrom]

[IT IS WHAT SHE DOES. Also she is glad to, because she genuinely thinks he's a great dude.]

Think nothing of it! I'm glad to be of assistance.

[It might take a little while, but as promised, she arrives on the roof with the help of her Valkyrie armor.

Aside from her staff, she's also carrying a "doctor's bag" that basically consists of munchies to absorb some of the alcohol, a few bottles of water to help flush it out, and a small array of over the counter remedies for things like headaches and upset stomach.]

Hello~!

[She speaks in her usual warm chime as she sits down beside him, handing over a croissant she bought from a local bakery.]

How are you feeling?

4 real this time

[cadeuces]

I don't

[ There's a very long span of time between messages, here.


















just







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I did no work on your throat, if that is where you are going with this.

[ GENJI??????????????????????????????? Maybe he really does have super powers. ]

i'm crying tbh

[fallensparrow]

I would be lying if I said the thought hadn't crossed my mind at some point.

[HE FEELS BAD ABOUT BREAKING HER BRAIN LIKE THIS but he's also pretty amused. Sorry Angela.]

REVENGE TEARS!!!!

[cadeuces]

You don't fix what isn't broken. Shall I update your medical records?

[ Once the initial shock of the message wears off, though, she will do her best to kick it right back to him and play. ]

3

[dvastator]

It's summer and my socks are too warm! And no, you can't wear them.

Well, maybe if you ask nicely.

[fallensparrow]

The lining of my armor helps me deal with most weather, but I thank you for the offer.

I had never heard of that practice before. When you put it like that, it seems like a sound idea.

[dvastator]

I wish my feet worked like that. You're like Gray Fox from MGS, very cool.

Mercy thinks I might get a cold or something. I think I'm onto something an should ask Mei if she has any ideas to make them stay frozen longer.