Would You Hit That?

[waitingforsin]

The Would You Hit That? Meme

You suddenly have the urge to tell that person what you would or wouldn't do to them.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[playcatwoman]

Lose that porn 'stache and maybe we'll talk.

[panders]

What? Sweetie, it's a trademark. What's the problem? Keep it properly groomed and everything.

[playcatwoman]

Seriously? You need a better trademark. It makes you look like a total pedophile.

[panders]

[the biggest frown.]

It's stylish. Classy. Gentlemanly. Put on a tie and a suit and I am good to go, Missy.

[playcatwoman]

(Sorry, Blue. She's just saying what everybody else is thinking)

Go where? The junior high to find your next date? Trust me, the mustache isn't doing you any favors.

[panders]

[it's true though well then she clearly hasn't met many men from the upper crust of society thanks]

Yeah. You're funny. What's even funnier is the fact that no one's ever said anything close to that before.

[playcatwoman]

(No upper crust man of society can judge an appearance like a teenage girl)

Clearly they're a lot nicer than I am.

[panders]

Or - and this is probably more likely, to be honest - we're just from two different sides of the tracks, Honey.

Either way, not going anywhere. Shame for you. We could've had something special, you know?

[playcatwoman]

And obviously only one of us is from a side with taste.

Whatever. I was just trying to give you a tip.

[panders]

And we know who that is. [he pulls at his tie.] Keep trying, though. You'll get better. [and then he winks at her. blue, no.]

[playcatwoman]

(She's honestly not sure if she should gag or laugh) Does anybody ever actually take your advice?

[panders]

If they're smart. [no.]