tuesday's texting

[forfun]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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whoopsie

[couldkillthedevil]

It's been over a week and I've still got all these bruises on my chest and hips. Someone would think you mauled me.

did you slip and text on accident?

[hellicious]

[It was probably a good thing she wasn't there to see the look of absolute pride that covered his face at that, his smile wicked and pleased as he answered.]

I wish I could say I'm sorry, but I'm not in the slightest. Don't recall hearing you complain during.

Yep. With my butt and everything.

[couldkillthedevil]

[She may not've been able to see it, but she knew it was there.]

Not complaining, just a statement of fact. I think people are starting to wonder why I keep wearing these high-necked shirts to work everyday in an LA summer.

that's a pretty dextrous butt

[hellicious]

Clearly the answer is to wear less. Show off those award winning tatas.

What can I say. I'm a talented lady.

[couldkillthedevil]

Yeah, no thanks. If I'm showing them off, I'd prefer it be one on one.

would you say you're an.... assxpert?

[hellicious]

I suppose that depends on who you're showing them off to.

That was terrible, you should be ashamed.

[couldkillthedevil]

Well, lately it's been you. It's been awhile since I've gotten the chance to, though. Might have to find other means of occupying myself.

Don't you mean... ass-shamed?

[hellicious]

Perhaps it should be me again. Maybe sometime soon. Like right now.

...alright, that one was good.

[couldkillthedevil]

Can't. At work atm.

[She paused for a moment, considering how to word her next text.]

That's kind of why I texted in the first place, though. There's something I wanted to run by you.

/victory

[hellicious]

If it has anything to do with you naked and here, I'm quite fine with it.

[couldkillthedevil]

How busy are you this weekend? Or next week?

[hellicious]

Now I'm curious. Why?

[couldkillthedevil]

[He can't see her, but she may have been smirking a bit. Possibly enjoying keeping him in suspense.]

I may have some extra free time.

[hellicious]

[He was chewing his lip now, looking down at the words on his screen and trying to decide how best to answer. Shouldn't appear too desperate...]

Is this free time you might want to spend with company?

[couldkillthedevil]

[She grinned, letting out a low hum of satisfaction before stifling it. Didn't want people around her giving her weird looks.]

I'm going to have the house all to myself over the weekend and most of next week. Don't really want to be all alone, though.

[hellicious]

[Be still his heart.]

If you don't mind me for company, I believe I can arrange it so that the weekend and most of next week are yours.

[couldkillthedevil]

[Yeah, she thought so.]

I'd still have to go to work during the week. But I could spend nights after. Or you could at mine. Whichever.

[hellicious]

Sounds rather domestic. Shall I have dinner waiting for you when you get home?

[couldkillthedevil]

Is that an actual offer? Because I wouldn't say no.

[hellicious]

It could be. What are you in the mood for? Besides me.

[couldkillthedevil]

Hm. Surprise me.

[hellicious]

[Oh, he liked the thought of being able to do as he pleased. A variety of things started to float through his head, all things he could make himself, a good way to show off just what he could do for her.]

I think I will.

[couldkillthedevil]

I'd have to grab some things from the house first, but I could be at Lux tonight when I'm off duty, if you're up to it.

[Was this possibly a bad idea? Maybe. But she couldn't stop the little thrill that ran through her when she thought about spending so much time with him. Thank God it's Friday and all that.]

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

[hellicious]

Or I can meet you at yours. Make it a little cozier.

[couldkillthedevil]

Or that. I should really just give you a key at this point. Not that you need it.