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Karen Page || Daredevil | m/f (ota for misfires)

[aheroliveshere]

1. I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.

2. True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.

3. I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.

4. Text her!

1/mistext?

[littlepandora]

What why would you want to????

[aheroliveshere]

why do we do anything stupid and painful for beauty. because it drives the boys crazy?

[littlepandora]

I think we should collectively draw the line at anything painful.

[aheroliveshere]

Okay, but, and hear me out -- I look damned good in high heels.

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[havent_the_foggiest]

Why haven't I seen your tattoos? I thought we were friends

lmao omg FOGGY

[aheroliveshere]

yeah, you ever stop to think, that's why?

[havent_the_foggiest]

Rude. Friends don't keep secrets. If I had tattoos, you'd know about them. Why do you hate me, Karen?

[aheroliveshere]

omg i don't hate you. it's not like they're huge, anyway.

[havent_the_foggiest]

Doesn't matter. I feel like this is something I should know, provided I one day need to like... identify you or something.

[aheroliveshere]

god damn it, could you be more morbid?

Beat.

Left butt cheek, tiny moon and stars. Right hip, bikini line, my sign. Scorpio, in case you're wondering. Can't believe I just told you that.

[havent_the_foggiest]

Just being realistic. We live in Hell's Kitchen, Karen.

That's adorable. Might need a photo. You know, for records.

[aheroliveshere]

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. And if you tell Matt, I will make you regret it

[havent_the_foggiest]

If we're talking about people who could potentially identify you at a crime scene, tattoos are probably the last thing Matt has to worry about.

[aheroliveshere]

oh like that would stop you from sharing such pertinent details. i know how you two are.

#3 | always a misfire tbh

[thegoodbad]

Sounds like you're going for the opposite effect

yay! Always love Frank!

[aheroliveshere]

ohshit hi frank! Um, yeah, I may have already killed a bottle. It's ok tho, it totally deserved it.

[thegoodbad]

You're starting to get pro at that aren't you?

[aheroliveshere]

I would like to say enthusiastic amateur, but that would be a lie. You wanna come over and help? Maybe spot me.

[thegoodbad]

Inviting me over on a whim? You must already be drunk

[aheroliveshere]

who says it's a whim? I mean if we need an excuse, we can say I'm drunk. If that makes it okay somehow.

[thegoodbad]

Just like texting me was a complete accident right?

[aheroliveshere]

completely and totally an accident, I swear. Please believe me. I'm too drunk to make up believable excuses.

[thegoodbad]

Oh I believe you.

[after a minute]

Now I'm gonna have to come over just to make sure you don't get into any trouble

[aheroliveshere]

not just because you're dying to know what a drunk me looks like? cause you know i can take care of myself, frank.