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bucky barnes | mcu

[complying]

01. are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?

02. he doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice

03. i woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless.

04. about to do something stupid. you'll be my call. bring bail money.

3!

[redrooms]

If you cut your hair like I told you to, you wouldn't have this problem. Hobo chic is a myth.

[complying]

[Rude, Nat. His hair is a thing of beauty.]

and here i was thinking it fell under 'roguishly handsome'

[redrooms]

[It's how she shows affection, obviously.]

On your good days.

[complying]

that's about a third of the time, then. good odds. the hair stays.

[redrooms]

How much luck will I have convincing you to lose the layers of clothing?

[complying]

depends. is it a slippery slope to 'skinny jeans'? because that's not happening.

[redrooms]

Would I ever do that to you?

[The answer is: Yes, probably.]

[complying]

in a heartbeat. and probably take photos, too.

[redrooms]

Only a few. I'm not completely terrible.

[complying]

i don't know, those jeans might actually be considered torture.

is this your way of asking me on a shopping trip?

[redrooms]

Cruel and unusual, absolutely.

And yes, it is.

[complying]

i am always available to hold bags.

[Natasha please get him clothes that don't come from an army surplus store, the world is begging you.]

4

[jurisdevil]

No.

[complying]

please?

[jurisdevil]

What are you planning to do?

[complying]

start a bar fight, probably.

[jurisdevil]

Considering half the city knows you're staying with me, I'd rather you didn't.

[complying]

half the city, huh? news travels fast.

[jurisdevil]

Exaggeration. But the point still stands. No bar fights.

[complying]

he'd deserve it.

but alright. since you asked.

[He actually does worry about dragging Matt's reputation down with him, after all. A lot.]

[jurisdevil]

Thank you.

[He's relieved to hear it. Not just because of his reputation, but also because he doesn't want the authorities called on Bucky and risk his identity being discovered.]

Be happy knowing that you would destroy anyone there in a fight without question.

3

[soldierofthepast]

Are you serious? This is why I told you that you needed to stop drinking last night.

[complying]

seemed to work out alright. i did get free coffee.

[soldierofthepast]

You would have gotten coffee here, Buck.