drivesshotgun: (what foolish thing did my brother do now)

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - OTA

[personal profile] drivesshotgun 2016-05-28 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
1) How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to [him/her/them], to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL?

2) I'm still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer

3) I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.

4) ((send her a different text!))