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Dr. John H. Watson | Sherlock

[never_bored]

1. I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I ruined your hopes and dreams of becoming an astronaut

2. IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW

3. stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.

4. Drunk is not a location!

5. [ text him ]

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[msadler]

what has your knickers in a twist, Dr Watson?

[never_bored]

Why do I have your number on my phone? Did you do this?

[msadler]

Yes, I broke into your flat to leave my number. I've missed you so very much

[never_bored]

Oh, come off it. We both know you've only ever been interested in Sherlock. Which is fine! It's not decent for a married man to be getting texts from you, especially at this hour.

[msadler]

You do realize you texted me first?

Though you are right, I don't text married men; they text me

[never_bored]

... Yes, I do. I should have just deleted your number and forgotten about it, but here we are. I also can't help but notice that you seem to be very much alive despite reports to the contrary. Again.

[msadler]

Surprise? You should be fairly accustomed to people coming back from the dead.

[never_bored]

You would know, wouldn't you. Yes, I AM rather used to everyone I meet turning out to be completely disingenuous. Even when they're dead. But you don't concern me half as much as the other one that just came back.

[msadler]

Naturally. I'm not even vaguely as important to you as Sherlock. Though you should have figured out I was alive by the roses that I had placed on his grave.

You aren't the type of man to leave roses.

[never_bored]

For Sherlock? No

... Wait, you thought he was dead, too?

[msadler]

I did. He didn't call me or anything to let me know he was alive.

I held out hope though, and I'm convinced I saw him once in the south of France about a year ago.

[never_bored]

I thought I was possibly the only one who spent two years thinking he was actually dead.

You were as serious about breaking into my flat as you were about missing me, I presume.

3.

[propergenius]

For the last time, John, I was NOT sleeping, I was in my mind palace!

[never_bored]

All night. In the tub. Again. Right, sure. That still doesn't explain anything.

[propergenius]

Yes, I was in the bathtub so I wouldn't be disturbed! Did you not read the sign on the door? It was very clear, John, even for you.

[never_bored]

God forbid anyone should want to use it for its intended purpose. How long am I supposed to leave you in there then?

whoops 2

[logicals]

Oh. That might be the stimulants.
SH

[never_bored]

Sherlock WHAT did I just drink? I should know better than to trust anything you've handed me, I know, but for god's sake.

[logicals]

A very well put-together concoction. :)
SH

[never_bored]

WHY. If this is another one of your experiments, I swear...

[logicals]

You seemed like you needed cheering up.
SH

[never_bored]

SO YOU DRUGGED ME? THIS IS NOT AMUSING, SHERLOCK.

christ. are you serious? is it really that bad?

[logicals]

I didn't say it was amusing. You can't tell me you don't feel the least bit euphoric.
SH

[ which is to say pls tell me how you are feeling so I can help u through this trying, trying time. ]

[never_bored]

Yeah, I bet you'd like to know, for that experiment you're not running on me. Sherlock, you are aware that drugs that cause these effects are, almost without exception, HIGHLY addictive.

[ pause in which he puts down the phone and rubs his face... alright, let's try that again ]

I can't go home like this.