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Make me choose

WOULD YOU RATHER-

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2. In your comment, have your character ask a question. Would you rather ________ or _________, where the blanks are anything your character would like to know from anyone who might respond. Maybe they're asking out of curiosity. Maybe they have a dilemma of their own. Who knows.

3. Respond to other characters, whatever catches your own character's interest or whatever they'd like to talk about. Maybe they can't decide between the two. Maybe it's an easy answer. Maybe they think the question sucks. Discuss. Chat. Take turns.

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Would you rather Fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Uuugh, the first one. Ducks are jerks.

So are horses! They spit... or is that camels?

I think that would be camels. I mean, really, 100 tiny jerks. As opposed to a jerk dinosaur. No contest.

Edited 2016-05-11 17:21 (UTC)

100 duck-sized horses. Easy.

You'd punch tiny horses, Carol? You monster.

Rather than have my hand bitten off by a giant duck? You're damn right I will.

At that size it would probably take your whole arm...

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cheeseburgermarvel - 2016-05-11 17:47 (UTC) - Expand

Dude, you ever seen the inside of a duck's mouth? I'll take my chances with the horses.

But horses have teeth!

Ducks have teeth too, man! Lots of them! They even have teeth on their tongues!

[ He pulls out his cellphone, googles a picture real quick, and shows it to Clint. ]

Now imagine that scaled up to horse-sized. You're basically fighting a dinosaur at that point.

I'm pretty sure they did that whole evolution from dinosaurs thing, so it makes sense.. [Clint read a book once.]

The horse sized duck. If you can get a saddle on it, it'll made a great mode of transportation.

True statement. I'd be like that thing from those video games--

"Definitely the horses."

[ Loki can't help but chuckle. He can deal with horses, in fact, he has in the past. Quite personally, too. It's not exactly a shining moment of pride in his history, but it has left him pretty certain of the fact that he knows what goes on inside a horse's mind. And one hundred tiny duck-sized ones sounds like the beginning of an adorable little army, which the newly reincarnated God of Stories probably needs right about now. ]

[ Especially while he's trapped in another dimension, and all. Especially one where he's certain his older self has made a lot of enemies. ]

Edited 2016-05-11 23:25 (UTC)