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The Wizarding Meme

Now we've all seen this before, a Hogwarts AU meme!

⚝RULES:
- Post with your character, the fandom, their house and if you want to, their year (or what their house was when they were a student, etc etc.)
- Character can be a Hogwarts Student, a visiting student for the Triwizard Tournament, or an adult of any sort!
- Roll between 1-14 at RNG, or don't!
- Reply to others.
- Profit.

1 ⚝ CLASS: You may pick the class, but really the class picks you. Passing notes? Eying up the teacher? In class whispering? Spells going wrong? Any thing goes!

2 ⚝ LIBRARY: SSSSHHHH! It's study time, but some just don't see it that way.

3 ⚝ HOGSMEADE: With all that hard work, it's time for a well deserved break. Go for a walk, drop by the Three Broomsticks, get some shopping done, or maybe take a peek into the Shrieking Shack, so long as something doesn't grab you.

4 ⚝ QUIDDITCH: For some people, the Quidditch pit is the place to be. Whether you're practicing, watching a game or just doing homework in the stands, this might just be the place for you.

5 ⚝ FORBIDDEN FOREST: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S FORBIDDEN. Be careful the spiders don't get you.

6 ⚝ DIAGON ALLEY: Whether near or far, this is where your fellow wizards and witches will gather. Making a day of it or just dropping in to get some chores done? Take a load off, maybe keep an eye out for your friends as they come out of Gringotts or sneak off into Knockturn Alley.

7 ⚝ MEAL TIME: Ah, the Great Hall. A wonderful place to work or play, but then again there's always the Kitchens if you know where to find them.

8 ⚝ YULE BALL: Time to put your best foot forward. That is, until the Weird Sister's start to play. Then, all bets are off. Maybe somebody even spiked the punch when Professor McGonagall wasn't looking.

9 ⚝ SNEAKING AROUND: The Restricted Section? Going to get a midnight snack from the kitchens? Or someplace else? ...Are you sure you should really be in here?

10 ⚝ WANDERING THE GROUNDS: Much like sneaking around, but without the threat of...

11 ⚝ DETENTION: Well, that's what you get for...whatever you did. This isn't going to be fun, you can be sure of that.

12 ⚝ HOGWARTS EXPRESS: Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! All aboard the Hogwarts Express, want anything from the trolly dear?

13 ⚝ COMMON ROOM: Perhaps you and somebody in your house are just chilling... or maybe- have you been crafty enough to sneak somebody from another house in?

14 ⚝ ACCIO OPTION: Pick your own or make something else up!

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[So sometimes people study. That's cool. Totally cool.

And sometimes people make enchanted paper aeroplanes and fly them into their best friend's head while he's trying to study. That's even cooler.]

Goddammit Jim stop!

[And we're already getting into crazy eyes territory.]

Don't you have an essay to write?

[He puts the plane through a fancy loop-de-loop before having in land gently on Bones' desk.]

Probably. Not a big deal. [The not big deal that's probably going to get him detention for the rest of the month if he doesn't get it done on time.]

[Leonard crumbles up the plane in one hand and flings it at Jim.]

Except for the fact that it is a big deal? As in, a huge bloody chunk of our grade?

[D8!! His plane!]

So I'll write something up a few hours before it's due like I always do. [He shrugs.] Even you don't need this much study to get a good grade.

[Look at all the fucks he gives, Jim. Look at them.]

I don't want a good grade, Jim, I want the best grade. My interview with Mungo's is coming up soon and I need to impress them.

[You are the worst best friend ever.]

And like all the hours you've spent helping out in the infirmary won't do that? [All those hours you did not spend with your delicate and needy bff.] They'd be idiots not to grab you as soon as they look at you.

They only take the best, Jim. That means grades and volunteering.

Both of which you've already got.

Yeah, but I can't slack off now.

If you keep working this hard you'll go crazy and that won't help anyone.

Just for the record, Jim, working hard never made anyone go crazy.

You wanna bet?

[He will find every time it's happened, just to prove you wrong.]

You're gonna research it just to be a dick, aren't you.

Or we could do something fun...

Like what?

[Funny you should ask...]

I'm pretty sure I've found the Chamber of Secrets.

Bullshit.

[...but he's intrigued.]

For real this time.

Prove it.

It'd be more fun showing you.

Am I gonna regret saying yes to this?

Come on, Bones. Have a little faith.

[He's pre-emptively shoving his books into his bag.]

Yeah, yeah.

[But he's gathering up his books, too, because what he does have in spades is faith in Jim Kirk.]

[Grinning from ear to ear Jim heads out of the library, presuming that Bones is going to follow.

And where he leads is to the second floor. The girl's bathroom specifically.] Got your big girl panties on, Bones?

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