tfln.

[ziff]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.you know the deal.

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[shaving]

says who? "the elements of sexting"?

[aberth]

i'm just saying.
intelligence is sexy.

[shaving]

you know what's not sexy?
stupid fucking grammar rules

[aberth]

in some areas rules are part of the appeal.

[ He doesn't know anything about those areas though. ]

anyway i don't know why you're asking me about this.

[shaving]

[ deliberately focusing on the wrong thing, ]

well i wasn't about to ask gansey

[aberth]

he's probably done it before.

[ ... Wait. ]

i mean, sexted a girl. maybe? but he'd be eloquent about it.

[shaving]

yeah he's the fucking keats of sexting

[ SARCASM OBVIOUSLY he wouldn't know. ]

[aberth]

well, he can afford the data plan for lengthy sonnets.

[shaving]

if you're sending someone sonnets while sexting you're doing it wrong

[aberth]

i never said i was.
because i'm not sexting anyone.

[shaving]

i didn't think you were. i meant people in general, and gansey in particular.
but good to know, man.

[ it's not like he's.......relieved. or anything. ]

[aberth]

[ why ... would he ... be ... ]

do you think he writes poetry?
have you ever seen him flirting with someone?

[shaving]

[ no reason.......... ]

not that i know of, but who knows what's in that journal.
yeah i have. [ he almost says something about blue, but then thinks better of it. ] it's embarrassing.

[aberth]

no, the journal poems are glendower odes.
he'd keep the normal girl stuff someplace else.

[ Listen, secrets are what keeps this family together. ]

[shaving]

normal girls aren't exactly his type.

[ this is possibly a direct blue reference. ]

if they're not into his glendower love poetry, they're not worth his time.

[aberth]

i didn't think girls in general were his type.

[ ... Wait ... ]

or anyone.

[shaving]

[ nice save, parrish. ]

his type is dead, welsh, and kingly.

[aberth]

if he proposes to glendower you can be best man.

[shaving]

as long as it's in name only. otherwise that's too much responsibility.

lmao captcha 'the name of richard is'

[aberth]

you don't want to help him plan the wedding?

lmfdajskl captcha knows what's up

[shaving]

i just think it might put undue strain on our friendship when the dj i would hire plays the murder squash song on repeat.

[ he'd rather put undue strain on their friendship with things he actually enjoys. like street racing, or almost failing out of school. ]

[aberth]

[ Excuse him, he is just spending a minute or two groaning at the thought. ]

even i know that that isn't the kind of song a first dance is for.

[shaving]

[ don't hate. ]

that's why most of the actual planning would fall to you.

i have an overflow post if you'd like to escape captcha? just let me know

[aberth]

so i'm best man by proxy?

that would be awesome (also excuse my random pb change afjdsk)

[shaving]

exactly. it's like you're parliament and i'm the queen of england.