bakerstreet | Back from the Dead

Everyone you know and love thinks you're dead. They mourned for you, laid flowers on your grave year after year. Aren't they going to be surprised to find you alive and well? { reposted from here. }

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SCENARIOS:
① Took longer than I thought → Maybe you went on a voyage and presumed dead. Maybe you were stranded on an island, kidnapped by pirates, or lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Whatever the case, you're back now, to everyone's great surprise.
② Amnesia → You sustained a traumatic head injury that left you unable to recall your identity. It's all come back to you and now you're faced with the realization that the people who knew you before have moved on with their lives.
③ Sleeping Beauty → Due to magic, science, or some happy marriage of both, you were put into a deep sleep to be awakened at some point in the future. Maybe your friends and family weren't aware of the plan. Wakey, wakey.
④ Only mostly dead → Think Frodo and Shelob. You're thought dead and your body's left behind. Only, you weren't as dead as everyone thought. Oops.
⑤ Faked it → Maybe you've been put in witness protection or you're a secret agent no one can know exists. For whatever reason, you had to fake your own death. Now it's safe to go back to your life. How are you going to explain that?
⑥ Back from the dead → You really were dead. But you're not any more. Whether it was divine intervention, Dr. Frankenstein, or aliens, you're alive and kicking once again.
⑦ Choose your own adventure → Mix and match or make up your own!

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[Well that whole thing was a fucking trip. But of course they're all back from the dead now, so whatever. Except for Jyushimatsu, for some reason. They finally got tired of waiting for him and did a ladder diagram on who would actually wait for him while the others went drinking to celebrate the end of the season.

Choromatsu lost hardcore.

So here he is, by himself, thumbing through a book about how to market second seasons to executive producers and grumbling to himself.]

Sheesh, where is he... don't tell me he got lost or something...

[rude. all of them should have waited for Jyushimatsu, honestly. but he really doesn't care, because he's dead. or so everyone thinks.

as if right on cue, Choromatsu's younger brother bursts through the door, looking ragged, but happy. and for some reason, he has a pineapple stuck to his head. the audience (???) claps and whistles at his entrance]

I'M HOME! [brothers, you may all welcome him back from the grave with open arms. and gifts! lots of gifts!]

[Despite waiting for him, he still jumps a little. Man, what an entrance.]

THERE you are! Geez, everybody else made it back eons ago. Even that jerk GODMATSU made it back before --

[Pause.]

Is... that a pineapple?

[wow! Godmatsu was still around? that's not very surprising, actually, considering he's kind of... well... Godmatsu. anyway]

Huh? [Jyushimatsu looks around at first, wondering where the others are. why is it just boring Choromatsu here? this is not a very good welcome home party!] Oh, there it is! [he plucks the pineapple from his head and hugs it] I was looking for you!

You were... looking... for the pineapple.

...Okay, I'll bite. What does the pineapple have to do with anything?

[still holding the pineapple, Jyushimatsu walks over to sit at the table near Choromatsu] This is Pineapple-niisan! He helped me get home!

The pineapple is your brother?!

[Oh HELL nah he's not going to be related to a pineapple!]

And how did a pineapple help you get home anyway?!

[Choromatsu would be lucky to be related to this pineapple!]

It told me! [Jyushimatsu places the pineapple in the center of the table. and then suddenly he has pulled his bat out of nowhere. without waiting for a response, Jyushimatsu stands up and brings the bat down on the fruit, cracking it open and splattering pieces everywhere.

goodbye, pineapple-niisan] GRAND SLAM!

[WHAT]

YOU KILLED IT! Wasn't the pineapple your brother?!

[Too stunned by the sudden action to wipe the pineapple that hit HIM off.]

[Pineapple-niisan died for a good cause, maybe. Jyushimatsu sits down to start eating some of it. it's kind of telling that Jyushimatsu called the pineapple his brother, huh?]

Speaking of... Where are the others? [Jyushimatsu talks in between eating. oh man, so good, so JUICY]

[...hokay, he's not sleeping TONIGHT. He JUST got back from the dead, damnit.]

Er, ah... well you know, you came back a lot later than the rest of us, and they got kinda bored waiting...

[hmm, Jyushimatsu slows down a little, thinking] Bored... of waiting. [well, he guesses he can understand. after all, Jyushimatsu got bored of a lot of things! but he's not sharing his pineapple with them now, just saying]

You know we all came back two days ago, right? We were actually getting worried for a bit.

I'm sorry to have worried you. [and he is, truly] I was just having so much fun with Pineapple-niisan.

[You were having fun with the pineapple... and now you're eating said pineapple.

Why this.]

Ah, it's... okay? Just a little odd is all. Did you end up somewhere weird when you came back or something?

[you always eat the ones you love, right? .......no, that's not right...]

Somewhere weird... [his eyes glaze over a moment, but Jyushimatsu does not elaborate on what he's thinking about. it's probably better not to ask]

[Er. Right.]

Like, somewhere different or something. It doesn't normally take you that long.

[oh. oh. Choromatsu is talking. come back, Jyushimatsu, come back. where did you even go?]

I went to a magical land filled with sweets! [???]

Seriously?!

[If something like that exists, why did he get to go and they didn't?]

Yeah! It was really nice! And everything there was made of sweets. Even the people!

[Oh look at that, the mental alarm bells are ringing.]

You didn't... eat anybody, did you?

[there's a long pause here, while Jyushimatsu shoves pineapple in his mouth.

and then] Only the mayor.

Back from the Dead

Jyushimatsu Matsuno || Osomatsu-san || ota

I'm bored and episode 25 was weird. 6, done stupid

omg yes good

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