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texts from Thursday night

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1. If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.

2. He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

3. Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.

4. Text her

Well, I appreciate that. I'd do the same for you, if you wanted.

He was a whiny ass, wasn't he?

To be fair, I was completely drunk. I am not sure I actually could have done so at that moment.

Interesting. I'll keep that in mind.

Absolutely, he needed to pick up the pace.

Fair.

But now, I think there need to be drinks, and cool air.

Care to go for a ride.

...er, I mean that literally.

I never say no to drinks.

Absolutely. Where to?

Excellent!

And a great bar I know, out east of the city.

They have great drinks and music. And half off for women.

Sounds perfect.

Thank you, milady.

Was that something you wanted to try?

Because... magic.

Magic is quite handy, isn't it? Hmm. I've never considered it, exactly.

Aye it is.

It does make more opportunities for one to explore.

Think on it. I'll be on the veranda soaking in the moonlight.

How do you feel about a custom made Darth Vader helmet?

Could be interesting?

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